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Because of the Snake - Super Funny Sketch for 8 People in the Year of the Snake
Author: coffbar.com Source: Netizen Submissions Update Time: 2012-12-16-
Plot:
One day, the Cowherd picked up a snake and happily brought it home for the Weaver Girl to make soup. Here Xu Xian was anxiously looking for his runaway wife on the road. He kept asking passers-by about Bai Suzhen's whereabouts, and suddenly heard the conversation between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Knowing Bai Suzhen's current situation, he went to Niulang's house to find his wife. In order to entertain Xu Xian, Weaver Girl was about to go to the kitchen to stew snake soup. Suddenly, a beautiful woman appeared in the kitchen for no reason. Later, through the conversation between the beautiful woman and passers-by, we learned that she was Meng Jiangnu. Main characters:
Cowherd, Weaver Girl, Xu Xian, Meng Jiangnu, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, passers-by A and B
v Plot 1:
Scene: The Cowherd's Family
Characters: Cowherd, Weaver Girl, White Snake
Props: backpack, clothes
(The Cowherd picked up a snake on the road and was very happy Return home)
Cowherd: (jumping up and down) Wife, I’m back!
Weaver Girl: You’re right back, what are you yelling about?
Cowherd: Wife, I picked up a snake, let’s make soup and drink it!
Weaver Girl: (impatiently) After all these years, why are you still so stupid! Today I'll pick up a broken shoe, and tomorrow I'll pick up a broken can. Our house is almost turning into a garbage dump. Let's put that broken snake in the kitchen and stew it when we have time.
v Plot 2:
Scene: On the road
Characters: Xu Xian, passers-by A and B, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai
(Xu Xian was anxiously looking for Bai Suzhen who had run away from home on the road)
Xu Xian: Madam, Madam, where are you? Have you seen my wife? (Facing the audience, anxiously)
(Encountering passers-by A and B)
Xu Xian: Brother, have you seen my wife?
Passerby A: Your wife? Who is your wife?
Xu Xian: Bai Suzhen, have you seen her?
Passerby B: No, you can ask elsewhere.
(Xu Xian continued to search and suddenly heard the conversation between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai)
Zhu Yingtai: The cowherd at the head of the village is so lazy! I picked up a rabbit last year and haven't hoeed the ground for a year. I just picked up a snake, and I heard that I want to make soup
Xu Xian: (surprised) Ah! They want to stew my wife into soup!
Xu Xian: (steps forward to ask hurriedly) Excuse me, do you know how to get to Niulang’s house?
Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai: (expressionless) Don’t ask us, we are butterflies
v Plot 3:
Scene: Cowherd’s House< /p>
Characters: Cowherd, Weaver Girl, Xu Xian, beautiful woman (later found to be Meng Jiangnu)
(After several twists and turns, Xu Xian finally found Cowherd’s house, and he was ready to find out)< /p>
Xu Xian: (knocking on the door) Is anyone here?
(Weaver Girl motioned to Cowherd to open the door)
Cowherd: Hello, brother, what can I do for you?
Xu Xian: I was passing by here and I was really hungry. I wonder if I can beg for food
Niulang: Yes, yes, brother, come in quickly!
(Shouting to Weaver Girl) Wife, we have a guest, please stew that snake. < /p>
Weaver Girl: (very surprised) Huh? Why is there a woman here?
Weaver Girl: (very angry) Cowherd, come in!
Cowherd: (surprised) What’s wrong, wife?
Weaver Girl: I am the daughter of the majestic Jade Emperor, a white, rich and beautiful girl, and she married a poor loser like you. How dare you find a woman behind my back!
Cowherd: Wife, no, please listen to my explanation, it’s really no!
(The Weaver Girl refused to listen and beat and scolded the Cowherd.
When Xu Xian heard the quarrel in the kitchen, he thought of his wife again and wondered if she might be in there, so he walked towards the kitchen)
Xu Xian: (seeing the beautiful woman) This is not my wife, you are taking my wife away. Where did the lady go?
(The impatient Xu Xian and the Cowherd quarreled, and the beautiful woman was at a loss and left quietly)
v Plot 4:
Scene: Script of a drama on the road < /p>
Passerby A: Who are you and why are you here?
Passer B: What are you doing here?
Beautiful woman: I am Meng Jiangnu. I don’t know why I am here? I’m going to find my husband. He is building the Great Wall. It’s getting cold. I’ll give him a down jacket
Passerby A: Meng Jiangnu?
Passer B: Build the Great Wall?
Passers A and B: (looking at each other) Qin Dynasty! ?
Meng Jiangnu: Well, I am from the Qin Dynasty. Have you seen him?
Passerby A: No.
Passer B: Just look for it again.
(Meng Jiangnu was about to leave and continue looking for her husband, but was suddenly stopped by Liang Shanbo)
Liang Shanbo: You can't leave! Yingtai, go and call Ma Wencai, let’s watch time travel together!
Everyone bows, closing
The script was originally published on the Coffee Bar Script website: /Article/gxsp/37199.html