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The script of the sketch is urgent!!!!!!!

Campus Sketch

Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu

Scene: Classroom

League Secretary: Classmates Friends, classmates, comrades, compatriots, colleagues. . . same. . . What are you with? Please listen to what I have to say!

Three people: Tell me.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three people: Listen!

League Secretary: Really listen?

Three people: Really!

League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

League Secretary: No regrets?

Three people: No regrets.

League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to say it?

League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right!

The three of them sat up.

League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let’s get back to the point, you can no longer be drunk and dreamy! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, come forward, self, self, self. . .

Make a change and boycott Japanese products!

Xiao Ling: What a mess!

League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you have to sleep in class?

Xiao Ling: I’m sleepy, so I sleep!

League Secretary: Why don’t you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiao Ling: I want it too! But the teacher wouldn’t let me go!

League Secretary: Can’t you sleep after class?

Xiao Ling: I’ll sleep after class!

League Secretary: What do you do at night?

Xiao Ling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiao Ling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What else do you do besides sleeping?

Xiao Ling: Very important thing! ----Have a meal!

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