How to make people laugh instantly (a funny joke that can make people laugh for 3 seconds)
second, if you like to eat something, you can't hide it. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.
Third, no one is always smooth sailing. In fact, you are not lonely. Look at the friends around you. They are mixed up because of failure.
fourth, actually, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will make your hands particularly black.
5. You have worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain, but you haven't seen how good you are.
6. I don't know how people who talk about it every six months do it. I feel that my talent is nowhere to be put to use if I don't talk about it every day!
7. When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news. I said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!
Eight or three apples changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was bitten by Jobs.
Nine, when we were young, we all made mistakes. We always called girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we get what we deserve. We have to pay them back sooner or later!
1. I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
eleven, the teacher pointed to the students playing mobile phones in class: look, everyone, why is he staring at his crotch and laughing?
before, people told me that my eyes were small, but I still didn't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then silently covered me with a quilt.
XIII. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.
Fourteen, you are so beautiful and handsome, but you don't know it yourself. This is temperament; So rich and talented, but others don't know, this is self-cultivation.
15. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at feng shui for the grave, confession is to dig the grave, marriage is double suicide, empathy is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the grave!
Sixteen, it is said that men and women are equal. Why can't I go into the ladies' room?
Seventeen and Three are actually the greatest women in the world. They bear the blame, but they help you recognize the true face of men.
eighteen, I had a heart for learning, but I failed my course; I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life of eating goods. Horizontal batch: I can't help myself.
XIX. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good deeds, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad deeds. We are too embarrassed for ghosts.
twenty, weeding is noon, so it's hard to go to work. After the whole morning, it will be in the afternoon. If you don't have money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a good life, hard work is hard.
21st, since childhood, we have been living in the shadow of Ma family, playing games with Ma Huateng, shopping with Ma Yun, going to the toilet with a toilet, watching movies with mosaics, being wary of Masu, and even looking for a wife, and worrying about whether she is Ma Rong.