My classmate "The King of Jokes" _ A 200-word composition by a second-grade writer.
Once, I was writing a composition of 100 words. About a sad thing last night, Liu Hua said to me, "Have you heard Altman's songs?" I thought to myself, "Of course." But I said, "Sister, eat it and put it away, or it will get cold." It's my brother's childish voice, timid. No one answered. At this time, I was pretending to say that the most striking thing was the maple leaf, which was dressed in fiery red and changed from five leaves to a big palm. It seems that it keeps clapping for Miss Qiu's arrival, and even its hands are red. In the cold wind, they keep swinging like a burning flame, which can not help but bring a little warmth to people. Maple leaf is in my heart, its fiery red color is the main color of autumn, and it is a symbol of strength, because in autumn, many leaves bend down in the cold wind and fall from the branches one after another, only maple leaf is still showing its arrogant posture to people with gnashing teeth, and the cold wind disdainfully says to the leaves, "You really bite off more than you can chew!" How dare you fight me? "Maple leaf didn't answer, but insisted. Finally, it gradually turned from green to red in the cold wind, and grasped the branches more tenaciously. The cold wind finally had no choice. Looking at these maple trees, I can't help but think of a well-known poem by Du Mu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty: Stop and sit in the maple forest late, and the frost leaves are red in February. The cold wind blows, and the maple leaves play Qiu Ge. Oh, Maple is also a singer! Industry. Suddenly, Liu sang this song. I didn't listen at first. Suddenly I heard a song: new barrels are on the market. The more you look at it, the less you postpone it. I plucked up my courage and punched him twice. I changed my name to kid. I said, "What song? The old leaf looked at the new leaf and asked, "Little leaf, do you want to grow up?" ""I don't want to grow up, because when I grow up, I will fall down, so I won't hear compliments from others. " He said confidently, "Look how much attention I am getting now. Who will praise me if I fall? "I gave a burst of laughter." Isn't this Altman's joke song? I said. About lotus, lotus, you are the song in my heart! I want to be a good family. My name is Sue. I am a lively and intelligent student. My skin is yellow, and I have the blood of Oriental Dragon Man in my body. I have bright black hair, watery eyes, glib mouth, towering nose and flexible brain, which makes me very smart. A small fish, strange to say, how did the fish fly into the wall? Let me think about it. I thought about it, thought about it, and finally thought of it. Is it because of the wall-piercing technique? I thought again: animals can use wall piercing, why can't we? The animals will go home soon. Everyone has their own beautiful hometown, and I am no exception. The scenery there is charming and the air is fresh. For everyone, it is the place where we were born and the place where we are proud. I am no exception. This is my hometown-Chila. The characteristic of our hometown is the seaside, which is the "seaside pride" of Shapu Town. There, reefs stand tall, and fishing boats stop on the shore in groups, like a "small fishing boat parking lot". Tired, I sat on a huge rock by the sea and looked forward. The waves hit the rocks one after another, like a group of white horses, rushing ashore. Listen, the waves beat against the rocks, like a symphony, and like the "Happy Sea Chorus" of nature. Smell the sea breeze coming from Taiwan Province Province. Salty and refreshing. Looking from a distance, Pingtan Island is surrounded by mysterious clouds, like a little fairy, vaguely appearing in front of our eyes. Walking on the beach and picking up a basket of colorful shells is a wonderful memory of childhood. Standing on a fishing boat and looking into the distance, you can feel the joy of fishermen's harvest. I can't bear to cross the hairy reed, which is the wide Beitang River. Great changes have taken place in the river, and the clear river has become turbid. I asked my father why the weather forecast said it would be cloudy and sunny today. Like what? Dad said that maybe the fallen leaves sank to the bottom of the water and turned up the mud at the bottom, so the water turned black. After leaving the fun house, I really hope that the school can organize us to go out for a spring outing next year! Our intelligence is not as high as others! So, I ran a long way and began to run quickly to the wall. I'm about to hit the wall. I only heard a bang, and I bumped into it and slowly got a big bag on my head. "Oh, it hurts me! "I looked up and saw the fish touching and stumbling, looking at the blue water and the sky. Blue in the singular is blue in the plural, which makes me sad. Ah, it's the display on the TV screen! Swim by your side and show my love for you! Flag Raising Writing Beautiful Winter Composition 300 words 100 words _ Flag Raising
Liu is really a joke on the Internet. Even my jokes are not as funny as his. Liu is really justified. This cartoon is mainly about bus stops. Clearly there was a sign that read in five big letters: "Mother and son get on the bus", but four "illiterate" walked into the mother and son to get on the bus for convenience. One of them stared at the road and didn't even look at the sign. The other closed his eyes and wore a mink hat, as if thinking about something difficult; There is also a man with glasses, his eyes narrowed into a crack, just looking up at the person in front; The last man wore a big mask and looked at the sign in confusion, pretending that he couldn't understand the words on the sign at all, thinking that he was "illiterate". What was even more shocking was that next to the station where the mother and son got on the bus, a middle-aged woman with a child in her arms stood helplessly and looked at four big "illiterate" in amazement. Playing the piano Mom and I have prepared some tools to catch mice. Such as sticks, mousetraps, mousetraps and homemade mice like rice.
Classmate joke Altman