China Naming Network - Almanac query - If there were only women in the world, would you spare no effort to dress yourself up?

If there were only women in the world, would you spare no effort to dress yourself up?

1, at ten o'clock in the evening, my wife on a business trip called. The following is the dialogue! Daughter-in-law: Where are you? I'm at home. Daughter-in-law: Really at home? Didn't go out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home. Where is it? Daughter-in-law: well, go to the middle door of the refrigerator and look in the third compartment ... I went to have a look and there was a photo of us. Tell her. Daughter-in-law: Yes. So you're at home. Go to bed early.

I often go to the noodle restaurant near my company for lunch. The waiter there was very happy to see me. I don't know why, but I can't help asking today. The waiter said, if every customer eats as cleanly as you do, it will be much easier for me to wash the dishes in a moment!

3. Make a measuring mark outside. Sit on the protective squat on the side of the road and rest. A security guard ran over and said that their boss wouldn't let us sit here, which affected their feng shui. . Nani? Shit, I'm sitting on the road, not your shop. Then ask what we do and why we are sitting here. I replied directly: Didn't your boss say he was afraid of affecting Feng Shui? That's why we are here to change Feng Shui for you. You're welcome. I'm a red scarf.

It's summer, and all women who love beauty are losing weight. A colleague said that in order to make himself eat less, he should meditate before every meal: I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry … Another colleague said: You can't do that! I always say "I won't get fat, I won't get fat ... hahahahahahaha" when eating. They are all talents.

My husband is driving. I was playing with my mobile phone in the car and suddenly called my name. As soon as I looked up, I saw my husband looking serious. Honey, if I am bald one day, will you still love me? Honey, you think too much. Do n't wait I don't love you at all. It's ridiculous to watch my husband's arrogance ~ ~ ~