The Monkey King's Post-biographical Writing
Chapter One: the Monkey King later said that the Tang Priest and his disciples had gone through hardships and eighty-one difficulties, and got the true scriptures. The Tathagata regards Tang Priest as the Buddha of merit, the Monkey King as the top Buddha, Zhu as the altar ambassador, and Sha Wujing as the golden arhat.
In this way, the fight against Buddha and the Monkey King has a new course.
The Monkey King became a Buddha and bid farewell to his master and younger brother. He will naturally return to water curtain cave, a long-lost Huaguoshan, and become his the Monkey King again.
Soon, things happened.
I remember that the Monkey King had some disputes with Erlang God before learning the scriptures. Erlang is not easy to mess with. He was as good as the Monkey King, and more than 300 rounds of war were tied. This time, I was even more depressed when I heard the news that the Monkey King was named as the defeated Buddha. I am determined to fight to the death with the Monkey King!
On this day, Erlang God led hundreds of heavenly generals to challenge the Monkey King in front of Guo Huashan. The Monkey King didn't want to fight Erlang God at first, but he couldn't stand provocation and ridicule. He accepted the challenge and took his men to prepare for the battle.
Of course, it's easy to beat those monkeys, but the Monkey King, it's easy to kill them. So the Monkey King ignored Erlang God and helped the monkey fight the mountain soldiers.
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After a long time, all the heavenly soldiers and generals were killed, and monkeys were rarely injured because of their dexterity. The remaining Erlang God, knowing that he was no match for the Monkey King, said, "Monkey Sun, I lost this time. Come back next time!" The Monkey King didn't want to be an enemy of Jiro, so he persuaded Jiro. Erlang God was persuaded by the Monkey King, and they eliminated their hatred and became a pair of good brothers.
The Monkey King's biography was thus born.
Chapter II: the Monkey King later said that all four Tang Sanzang attained Buddha status after they arrived in Elysium. I don't know how many years later, the Monkey King, who couldn't bear his temper, sneaked down to the mortal world ... 2 1 century the Monkey King came to China and found that it was like a monkey just coming out of the theater, and he was so proud that the Monkey King was embarrassed that he quickly ran to a corner and became an ordinary person. The Monkey King walked around the noisy city and found a teahouse in the corner. This cocaine ruined him. After all, it is not easy to find one or two things that are similar to those before in this ever-changing place. The Monkey King went in and said to his boss, "Have a cup of tea." He went straight to a chair with a strange shape and sat down. Suddenly, the boss was slightly surprised and ordered someone to send tea to the Monkey King. The Monkey King hasn't drunk this kind of cool and sweet tea for many years, so he drank it bowl after bowl until the white porcelain bowl on the table was changed again and again, dozens of times! The Monkey King said at the checkout: "How many copper coins does the boss have?" The boss smiled and said, "What copper coin is RMB? It's sixteen yuan in all." The boss said as he took out RMB to look at the Monkey King, and the Monkey King was relieved with a little zheng. I don't know when the hooligan nature in the Monkey King's heart came out, but his hand crept into his pocket and conjured up a fake 100 yuan bill. The Monkey King handed over 100 yuan, thinking of using the remaining money returned by counterfeit money to buy something else! Unexpectedly, with a bang, the boss calmly said, "You use counterfeit money, go and get real money!" " The Monkey King froze, but the black box saw through his magic. Seeing the boss's gloomy face, he immediately froze time, erased his memory and turned into a wisp of smoke!
The Monkey King, a world that can see through spells so magically, unconsciously thinks more and more alarmist, and finally secretly returns to Elysium in shame. ...
Chapter III: After the Monkey King's travels to the West to learn from the Buddhist scriptures, all the four masters and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty ascended to heaven and were named immortals, among which the Monkey King was named "Marshal of Demon Reduction". After staying in the sky for a long time, Sun Shengda felt bored, not as comfortable as the days when he tried to subdue demons and catch monsters. He wants to spend time looking at the earth.
One day, the Monkey King came to earth and saw that the world had undergone earth-shaking changes. There are many high-rise buildings, transportation and prosperity. Wukong thought, now the world is an economic society, and I also use my fame to start a company. So he found the original monkey friends to start a business together, named "Golden Monkey Sugar Company" and personally served as the general manager. The "Golden Monkey" brand toffee he sells is very good. But after a long time, fake "Golden Monkey" brand toffee appeared in the market, and many customers complained about their company, saying that they produced inferior products. Wukong thought, I used to fight monsters, so there are fakes in the world. Wukong has a straightforward personality and doesn't know how to pretend. Since then, his "Golden Monkey" brand toffee has not sold as well as before. After a period of time, the company finally went bankrupt completely, and industrial and commercial personnel came to seal up his company. He found his master in tears and said, "I want to make some money to honor you, but I didn't make any money, but I lost it." It seems that I am not cut out for business. " The master told him that everyone has his own strengths, and you are not as good as your brother Bajie in business. Let's throw the devil in the sky in the future.
Since then, Wukong has kept his position and devoted himself to becoming a full-time "demon handsome" in heaven.
Article 4: Biography of the Monkey King? The Monkey King has been living in Guo Hua since he returned from the Buddhist scriptures, and another five hundred years have passed unconsciously. On this day, he couldn't bear loneliness and decided to go out for a walk.
When Wukong was riding a cloud to the sky, he saw an auspicious cloud flying across the street. On Xiangyun stood a star official with an imperial edict in his hand. Wukong greeted him and asked, "Where are you going?" "The Jade Emperor sent a message to invite Tang Sanzang, Pig and Friar Sand to lecture in the Heavenly Palace," said the star official. Hearing this, the Monkey King was furious and grabbed the star official: "Why didn't you invite me?" The star official said, "Because the Tiangong has been newly built into a large electronic computer, everything in the Tiangong is now controlled by it. The Jade Emperor is afraid that you are broken. " Wukong pushed down the star officer and flew to the worse gate. I saw the Tianmen gate closed, but there were no heavenly soldiers guarding the gate. It turns out that Tianmen is now controlled by computer, which will automatically identify the identity of the people who come, and others can't enter casually. Wukong pulled out a handful of hair, turned into thousands of computer viruses, and got into the computer in the heavenly palace. Soon the computer in the heavenly palace was paralyzed and all the doors were opened. The goblins in the heavenly prison and the Tianma in the imperial horse prison all ran out, and the sky was in chaos.
Frightened, the Jade Emperor personally found the Monkey King and asked him to get rid of these viruses. Wukong said: "I can only throw out the virus now, and I haven't invented anti-virus software yet." The Jade Emperor suddenly fainted on the ground. Wukong smiled gently and flew back to Guo Huashan.
Chapter 5: The Jade Emperor was very happy after Wukong told the story that the seven brothers of Huluwa defeated the snake essence and the scorpion essence. Thank them for getting rid of earthly demons for the people, and they were named "Seven Brothers Fighting the Holy Buddha". When Wukong heard about it, he was unconvinced and went to the Jade Emperor.
Wukong rushed to Yutang and shouted, "Jade Emperor, why do you want to make gourd dolls into buddhas? Why do you want to make them into" war saints? " When the Jade Emperor saw that it was Wukong, he said angrily, "It's your monkey head again. Of course, the seven brothers are exorcising demons for the people. " "I killed a lot of monsters on my way to the Buddhist scriptures. Why don't you seal me up? " Grinning at the realization of air. "Hericium erinaceus, you don't forget, which time in addition to the demon, you are not moving reinforcements everywhere? The seven brothers are all on their own! " Wukong has nothing to say anymore.
But Wukong is still not satisfied. He thought about it and finally came up with a clever plan.
The next morning, Wukong came to Huluwa's house. The Huluwa brothers know that this is unlucky. A banquet was held in honor of Wukong, who had a good time. While the seven brothers were not looking, they drugged the wine. But Brother Qi was ready, pretending to be drunk, and fell to the ground. At this time, Wukong's sworn enemy Erlang God came. Erlang caught Wukong with no effort. It turns out that Brother Qi has informed Erlang God. Wukong was tied to the jade emperor, and the drunken Wukong confessed everything.
Since then, Wukong has never dared to drink more.