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1.4 people funny sketch (Zhu Bajie marries Miss Gao)

Gao Yuanwai frowned and walked around the house looking worried.

At this time, someone knocked on the door. The senior member was a little frightened, but then he calmed down and asked impatiently: "Who is it? The door is not locked!" Those who opened the door and walked in were Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, master and disciple. They and the senior officials saluted outside.

Tang Monk: "The donor is so polite..."

The senior official: Returning the gift, he looked surprised.

Tang Monk: "My disciples and I went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. We passed by the treasure land. It was getting late. Will I spend the night with Bajie?" He looked up and said, "Ah, isn't this Gao Yuanwai!"

Executive officer: He was ambiguous. He shouted "Hello" and muttered: "Master and disciple Tang, who knows how to find time to cause trouble. Fortunately, Sun Houhou and Sha Wujing did not arrive." Let the two of them sit down. The two of them had just sat down.

There was a heavy knock on the door.

Gao Yuanwai: With a look of impatience, Tang and Bajie were surprised. Gao walked to the door and shouted at it: "Stop knocking. Didn't you see the notice? Register at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Why do you come here more than ten times a day?"

Outside the door: "What are you shouting? It’s only once, you guys!”

Gao Yuanwai: “Okay, okay, let’s go.” Turn around and walk towards you two.

Bajie: Stand up, "Donor, where is this place, what happened?"

Gao Yuanwai: "This place, Gao Laozhuang, owes migrant workers wages. People are not allowed to be quiet. Alas, I am making you laugh. Our land is still far from building a harmonious society."

Tang Seng: Stand up, "Donors, don't worry too much. This is a bit common. How can we build a harmonious society?" There are people who are not in debt, but it’s not good to owe weak migrant workers.”

The elder said: “The elder said that Gao Laozhuang has developed rapidly in recent years and has launched many projects, such as The under-construction Gaolaozhuang Earth F1 Golf and Equestrian Trinity Resort, Gaolaozhuang Earth Star Club, Gaolaozhuang Earth Driving Moon Car Rental, Gaolaozhuang Earth Liaowang Mars Tower, etc., all cost a lot of money. project." Tang and Ba were horrified.

Bajie: "Oh, Gao Laozhuang is also cool. You can also go to Jiutian to catch the moon, Chang'e can open a villa, and Wu Gang can sell osmanthus wine."

Tang Monk: "Amitabha, finally broke out of the earth."

Gao Yuanwai: "This, no, this is too much pressure. Just now, the secretary and owner of Gaolaozhuang called me and asked me to complete three more Otherwise, I will lose all my professional titles." Tang Seng and his disciple were shocked again.

Bajie: asked coldly: What is a secretary?

Gao Yuanwai: "What is it, a big leader, a cadre!" Seeing that the two of them were confused, he added: "It's the Land Master of Gaolaozhuang." Only then did the two of them realize something.

Bajie: "Oh, don't worry, Master, let Master think of something."

Tang Monk: "Amitabha!"

Gao Yuanwai: How do you two monks and elders understand the affairs of the world?

Bajie: "No, things in the human world are the same as those in the heaven."

Tang Monk: Meditation, "Oh, yes, give me a call and ask my eldest disciple Wukong, he has a sharp mind." He took out his cell phone and made a call.

At this time, Miss Gao, who was as beautiful as a fairy, floated out of the inner room. While saluting Tang Seng and his disciples, she looked at them with almond-shaped eyes and couldn't help laughing but turned around to enjoy themselves. Bajie was timid and couldn't help staring at Miss Gao with gleaming eyes. Tang Seng just nodded and continued to call.

The senior member said, "This is my only daughter." Seeing that Bajie was still staring blankly, he said to Bajie, "Elder Pig!"

Bajie: Slowly coming back to his senses, wiping his saliva with his hand. On the other hand, he was a little embarrassed and muttered insincerely: "Oh, oh, Yuanwai's family planning program is OK, OK."

Gao Yuanwai: "What kind of family planning is it just to keep in shape? Now Gao Laozhuang , an old woman of several dozen years old, busy all day either with bodybuilding or plastic surgery, which is really annoying.

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Tang Seng: After making the call, I feel impatient!

Bajie: When you feel energetic, look at the master and think for yourself.

Gao Miss: "Daddy, don't worry. I already knew that the four masters and disciples of Tang Seng, except for the pigs, all have extraordinary abilities. Now that daddy has bumped into me, why worry about your three projects." "

The senior official: A wry smile on his face. Looking at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng: "What Wukong said just now makes no sense. "Then he shrugged European-style, clasping his hands as if helpless.

Bajie: shouted energetically, "Yes. "The three of them were surprised and looked at him.

Bajie: Disdainful of the expressions of the three of them, he said to himself: "First, let Monkey cooperate with the old relationship and bring him to the heavenly palace. Bring some seedlings to Taoyuan and plant them on the hills of Gaolaozhuang, ensuring unlimited business opportunities. "The three of them thought about it and applauded in unison. Bajie looked at Miss Gao with a sense of accomplishment.

Miss Gao: With a smile, "It's good, but it takes three hundred years for the peach to bloom. It takes a hundred years to bear fruit and three hundred years to mature?

Gao Yuanwai: Turning worries into joy, "This is not a problem. This fully proves the value of peaches. This is a good project that spans centuries and millennia." My child, think about it, a thousand years from now, what kind of state of mind will people have when they eat the thousand-year-old peaches from our Gao Laozhuang? They will definitely be better than gods, rather than gods. " Turning to Bajie again, he bowed his hands reverently to express his thanks.

Miss Gao: looked at Bajie with a smile, "Brother Zhu: What's the second one? ”

Bajie: Intoxicatedly: “Second, we can only let Junior Brother Sha do it.” "(The three of them are waiting to listen). "Junior brother Sha's father is the Dragon King. In recent years, people have done many stupid things to harm the climate. The earth has become hotter and the wind and rain are irregular. Your Gaolaozhuang is no exception. There are frequent droughts in the mountains. No rain or water is not good for peaches either. In order to benefit the people of this area, and for the future sweet peaches of your village, you can ask Junior Brother Sha to go back to the Dragon Palace, communicate with the Dragon Father King and the Father King Long, build a relationship, beg for mercy, and sign a contract. At the boundary of Gaolaozhuang, When and where there is drought, it needs to rain, the number of rain points, etc., sign a contract with the Dragon King, call the Dragon Palace Rainwater Office at that time, and ask the Dragon King to arrange rain, so as to ensure that Gaolaozhuang has smooth weather.

The senior member was overjoyed, but looked at Tang Seng with doubts. The joy turned to worry: "I'm afraid this won't work. There once was a Dragon King who tampered with the rainy morning and rainy points." , beheaded."

Tang Seng: "This has happened before, but now that power has been decentralized, the Dragon Kings have long been fat. As long as Gao Laozhuang is willing to shed some blood, let the Dragon King make some decisions on policy. It is possible to tilt. This is called taking the upper-level route. Isn’t it often said in the world that relationships are also productive forces? Father Gao and his daughter high-fived each other. They bowed and thanked them again.

Miss Gao: She said in a cooing voice: "Pig has a capable brother, what about the third one?" "The small mouth of the cherry is raised high, which is extremely cute.

Bajie: He said unhurriedly: "For the third time, it's up to me, old pig, to try my best. You, Gaolaozhuang, should have a steel rolling mill. Bar?

Both father and daughter Gao said in unison: "Yes."

Miss Gao: "Brother Pig, there are some, but the quality cannot be improved. The farm tools he makes are like rakes." Wait, it won’t work after one or two uses.”

Bajie raised his hand and said, “My seed rake will last for thousands of years, and it will remain new for thousands of years. It’s all because of its excellent steel. You can ask the steel mill to test it carefully. The steel mill can roll out a brand of independent innovation that is unprecedented in the world. The three of them agreed and applauded.

Miss Gao said coquettishly: "Brother Zhu, From now on, we at Gao Laozhuang have changed our beliefs and all believe in Yin Silan Sect. "

The three people asked: "Why? "

The four people said in unison: "I won't eat pork anymore"

Bajie: "Are you thanking me, old pig? I finally have a fan. "I was dancing happily.

Miss Gao: "Yes. "I danced with joy and couldn't help but sing sweetly: "Brother Pig is the only one in the world who is good. Having Brother Pig's sister makes me like a treasure. I threw myself into Brother Pig's arms and I can't enjoy happiness..." ”

Bajie: I was a little unhappy again, Miss Gao saw it.

Miss Gao: "Brother Pig, why are you unhappy?"

Bajie: Sigh!

Tang Monk: "Bajie, what's wrong?"

Bajie: "Master, I have a request for you."

Bajie: Dumbfounded Staring at Miss Gao...

Miss Gao: Looking back at Bajie with love...

Tang Seng: Look at them...

Bajie: Slowly walked to Tang Monk, and knelt down coldly: "Master is here, I am willing to ask the master to take care of me, and take my family with me on the way to learn the scriptures." Tang Monk: Shocked. After a while, he came back to his senses and looked at Miss Gao and then at Bajie who was kneeling on the ground. He walked up to Miss Gao and said seriously to Miss Gao: "Comrade Miss Gao, do you really think highly of Bajie?"

Miss Gao: "Elder Tang, I had known that you four, Brother Zhu, He understands the style and cares for women; Brother Sha, he is more than old-fashioned; Brother Monkey, he beats up beauties; and Elder, if you idle your female resources, it is the same as wasting your female resources."

Tang Monk: None. In response, he shook his head and sighed. He clasped his hands together, kept talking about Amitabha, walked around, and said painfully: "Oh my God, come on, who asked the higher-ups to build a team of Buddhist scriptures? Come on, the road to Buddhist scriptures is a lot of hard work, and men and women should be matched. , work is not tiring. Bajie, get up, if Gao Yuanwai is successful, and the teacher can be successful for you, consummating a marriage is like building a seven-level pagoda."

Miss Gao: Look at it. Bajie was so clumsy that he could hardly stand up. He hurriedly came over to help Bajie, and took Bajie's rake and put it on his shoulder.

Bajie: He walked to Gao Yuanwai again and prepared to kneel down. Gao Yuanwai was busy supporting him to prevent him from kneeling.

Gao Yuanwai: "Farewell, farewell, alas!" He turned to look at Bajie's old daughter who was carrying Bajie's rake on his shoulder: "Alas, I will help you as a father. My daughter is also a human being. How can I tolerate it as a father? As a Weaver Girl, you have to put people first."

Bajie: "We don't want to be a Cowherd either."

Gao Yuanwai: "Hey, Elder Zhu, are you a human being? "

The song starts: "You hold the horse, and I carry the rake for you..."

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2. Campus funny sketch short script - The Four Talented Talents from Jiangnan Are Here

This article comes from Wuyou Sketch Script Network/, original address: /drama/394.html

(Current announcement): Preface: I believe everyone knows the four great talents in Jiangnan. I believe everyone will like them too. I believe you will like them even more after today. I heard there is a secret mission for this arrival! Now we have invited Wen Zhengming, Zhu Zhishan, Zhou Wenbin, and Wen Tao, who is knowledgeable about astronomy and geography. He is known as the little book boy lost in the wind in Yushu and Tang Bohu, the general manager of the Jiangnan Four Talents Fishery Agency Corporation.

(Act 1: First arrival at the train station) (Note: On stage~ The first three people held paper fans, and Tang Bohu held a small electric fan. After the four people stood on the stage, the music played Du Dewei's "Take Off" The four of us walked up the stage (refer to "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance")

Zhu Zhishan: We four talented people are lucky enough to visit this place today and see such a wonderful night scene. I feel inspired by poetry! Ah! Brothers, how about we recite a poem?

The other three: Okay, that’s what I mean.

Zhu Zhishan: Let’s say something first. , (thinking deeply), ah, there are so many people.

Wen Zhengming: Ah! The wind is so cool! (The other three people cooperate with each other, fanning and blowing with their hands)

Zhou Wenbin: Ah!, Ah, Ah Qiu

Tang Bohu: Brother Zhou’s sentence is really shocking, I admire it! I will also say it:... (to be determined)

(The other three move in unison, showing admiration)

Zhou Wenbin: Hey, Brother Tang, where are the tour guides who came to take us around? I heard they are the four cool guys from Guangdong Lulutong College? Brother.

Tang Bohu: It is indeed extraordinary. No ordinary person will have such outstanding talents. That is not ordinary outstanding, it is particularly outstanding.

(Four people come on stage, action)

Zhu Zhishan: I don’t know if what Brother Tang is talking about is the four unique brothers in front of him. (Pointing at the four cool guys)

Narration: (It is indeed a big city, the woods are big and there are all kinds of birds)

The four talented men walked up to the four cool guys

Tang Bohu stepped forward and asked: Excuse me, are the four cool guys from the Mechanical and Electrical Department of Guangdong Lutong College?

The four of them turned around and answered: Mr. A: That’s right (dubbing: Theme Song of The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty)

Mr. B: We are

Mr. C: A pear blossom crushes a begonia

Four of us together: everyone loves each other, and the car meets the four cool guys in the electromechanical department of the car!

Jun A: This is our ID. (The four people took out their IDs, which were student ID, birth certificate, and bachelor’s ID. Take one out and say a name)

Tang Bohu: Wow! No wonder he has such amazing courage, it is indeed extraordinary!

The four people asked: Seeing that you are dressed unusually, are you one of the four salty fish guys in Jiangnan?

Tang Bohu: We are the four great talents in Jiangnan. (The music played "One Cut Plum" by Zhang Mingmin, four people sang, and the four cool guys danced)

(After singing, Mr. A and the four applauded. Then he said to the audience that the code is correct, it seems that it is indeed the four Great talent)

Jun A: The four of you have traveled a long way to get here. Now it is getting late and it is inconvenient to visit. How about taking you to an inn to rest.

(A person walked by holding a sign with the words "an inn")

Four Talents: This is just right, dear friend, please lead the way.

Act 2: (To Guangdong Lulutong College)

(Current announcement): Tang Bohu and the four had a night's rest, and the next day, they asked the four majors early in the morning Brother Ku took them to Guangdong Lulutong College for fun, because the other three brothers had to go to class, so Mr. A accompanied the four talented people to visit the campus.

Mr. A: Four talented people, I don’t know what you want What are you watching? I know everything I can tell you.~~

Tang Bohu: Actually, we were invited to come here this time not just for fun. Instead, I want to get to know the campus of the new era here, and prepare to open a college in Jiangnan that combines ancient and modern times with Chinese and Western elements. I have already thought of a name for the college (Chaotic College).

Jun A: Then you have found the right person. Our college is a multi-element college. There’s nothing you can’t think of, nothing you can’t see. I’m not bragging. You’ll know after following me.

Four people: Please lead the way

Jun A: (Action: look forward.) Sorting: Huahua World Literature Club - Staggering Dance Club - Punching and Kicking Martial Arts Club - Are there countless different kinds of societies?

Action introduction:

Literary Club: A man holding a book in his hand shook his head and thought to make the storm more violent!

Dance Club: Three men danced Cha Cha dance, skipping across the stage.

Martial Arts Club: One person walked in front of the stage while standing on his head, and the other swung his nunchucks. Following Mr. A’s explanation, he swung faster, and was hit until he fainted. (Instrument: Men should strive for self-improvement)

Mr. A’s lines: The first two clubs only mentioned their names. The martial arts club will be introduced in detail later. Martial arts has been the essence of China for 5,000 years. Our college's kicking and punching martial arts club is proficient in all kinds of martial arts, especially the nunchaku, which is the pride of our college. The nunchaku once won the first prize for knocking down a person with one move... (The nunchuck dancer here hit his head and fainted)

Wen Zhengming: It is indeed a graduate school! The nunchucks all have such style~~I’m optimistic about you~~~

A: I’m optimistic about me too! Hehe... But I won't be proud. (Action: Proud in the front and serious in the back)

Zhu Zhishan: I heard that the college has a lot of high-tech products!

A: There is something like this. Do you want to see it? (Music can be added here. 007 music is recommended)

Four people: Please.

(A person brings a table to the table. There is a hammer, an iron block, and a hammer head on the table... and starts pretending to knock)

(Action: Mr. A leads four people around the table Former)

Jun A: This is the pride of our college. All space shuttle parts come from here.

Zhou Wenbin: I wonder what the space shuttle is that brother is talking about?

Jun A: The space shuttle, this is a big kite. This is a big kite! Highly confidential. (Appetizing facial expressions)

Zhou Wenbin: But this object looks like a hammer to me!

Jun A: You cannot see the inner beauty of many objects from the surface. For example, do you think they have depth?

Zhu Zhishan: Not really!

A’s action: took out his glasses and put them on and asked: What about this?

Zhu Zhishan; very profound, indeed! It's already 60,000 degrees. (Props: big glasses with the words 60000 degrees on them)

Tang Bohu: Brother, can you tell us what this is?

Jun A said shamelessly! ! !

Jun A: Didn’t I just say this, it’s high-tech~ it’s confidential!

(The man holding the hammer raised his head and said: This is actually a hammer...)

Jun A: That’s it. I personally think that it is necessary on the spacecraft. Hammer's

Four people: Actions......Contempt...

Mr. A: Okay, next I'll take you to eat, the products of the Beggar's Chicken Company... rustic chicken wings...

The four of them followed: while walking along Zhuzhi Mountain Question: "What's so special about these rustic chicken wings?"......

A gentleman answered: Actually, they are still chicken wings.

End...

Act III (Farewell)

(Current Announcement) After learning about the Modern College, the four great talents also Enough fun. Rush back to prepare for the college affairs. The four cool guys said goodbye in person, and I heard they even prepared gifts! I heard that it is being kept secret~~~

The music of "You are the wind and I am the sand" is playing. The music is to be determined

Four talented people and four cool guys will appear on the stage, from both sides of the stage. . . .

Jun A: Although we have known each other for a short time, our friendship is as high as Phoenix Mountain and as deep as a stinking ditch. Although the two brothers didn't have much money. But it was the whole class who pooled their money to buy you gifts! Although the gift is not expensive, it represents the pinnacle of our country's handicrafts.

Action: The four talents whispered to each other, and the whole group pooled their money to buy this gift. There are more than 50 people in a class! It seems that this gift is not simple! Still a masterpiece! Let’s use our highest etiquette to receive gifts!

Jun A: Four talented men, please accept the gift.

Four Talents: Everyone, here we come. (Serious expression, music playing, music to be selected)

The gift was in a big box with toothpicks inside

The four talents took the gift solemnly.

Zhou Wenbin: I wonder if we can open the gift!

A and Four: Of course, let’s see if it works.

The four talents opened the gift! (Music~~~Thunder and rain~~~) The four talented people stood stunned

Jun A: Four talented people, what’s wrong! ! ! Brother Tang, Brother Zhou? Are you satisfied with the gift?

Tang Bohu: This gift is very good and very powerful. . .

Zhu Zhishan: It is really a must-have tool for home travel!

The Four Cool Guys: Actually, it’s not that good. The little gifts are all descendants of the dragon! (Action: Beat the chest! The music "Chinese" plays~~~~

Four Talents: Okay, okay~~~Four brothers, don’t say anything.

What a fate!

Zhu Zhishan: BUS~~~

(actually I don’t want to leave) the eight of us are inseparable~~~~~~~~~~~~

End~~~~~~~~~~

This article comes from Wuyou Sketch Script Network/, original address: /drama/394.html

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