Shanxi dialect fortune-telling dialect
My stuff doesn't work! I don't know. Someone took it.
Come on, why bother?
Hold on! Look at that beggar!
Who told you to shout? Is waiting or not waiting the best battle?
Hurry up so that you can whistle.
We are all adults. Why bother?
What are you doing? I'm fine. Wash the carbon and cut it.
What a nice set of bars and cabinets!
So what? It's no trouble to wander around.
Split the lead! Ask for it!
Tell a classic story. When I was in high school, there was a girl in my class whose Mandarin was not very good.
Go out and find a "berth"
Knock that cut down.
Once attending a wedding, a buddy asked MM, "What is this?" MM said "match" and the buddy said, "No, think again." MM said "match" and the buddy said, "No". Later, after MM finished the show, she still couldn't help but ask "What is it?" The buddy said, "Go back and ask your grandmother."
Datong dialect that can't be found in Mandarin
A trip, a rope, a break (three sounds), a supervisor, a frown, a noise, a bubble.
……
Datong dialect, which is still in use today, appeared in A Dream of Red Mansions:
Make money by force, corpse. . .
Oh, I can't remember so much at the moment.
At that time, I was reading a book, thinking that Cao Gong had lived in Datong for ten to eight years.
How comforting! How patient! Whoa, whoa! Old Qiangben!
What do they produce?
Ye Er's flower shoes, embellish lotus, two piers and two piers.
A boss went to a restaurant in Beijing: waiter, get an ashtray for the post. This water is too hot. Pour some boiling water and get some cloth from the stable.
Attendant: RMB #% ...%-
A scar, white smoke (eyes), poking you, being a supplementary fan, Yezi should be a nocturnal person, an outstanding person, and the new word has a material ghost.
Huang Er Huang Er's (hurry up), Gurgiz's!
"What did you give that rice to?"
Is to eat the leftovers at once, don't waste them.
The "ge" sound in Datong dialect is widely used, such as:
Gepai, Genao, Geben, Gebert, Gunn ferrier, Geding, Gepao, Doug, Gera, Liu Ge, Gept, Gewei.
There are still some words that can't even be found in Xinhua dictionary, and there is no way out!
Someone went to Beijing and asked others where the toilet was in Datong dialect. Others don't understand. Therefore, the courage to oppose is very strong: I also speak his Mandarin-raising my voice-"Excuse me, where is the thorn in the bud?" Others are more.
Ya laughed to death. I want to put it on for a while.
You bought a radio.
Pick up the gun and shoot it down without turning around;
That needle needs repairing.
Look at that fan! Then look at the picture!
No, feel that face. You can post it instead.
Can wear it!
"There is a circle on every tree."
"I burned my clothes."
"Bind the bones"
"That's Tabu."
There was once a woman who was placed in front of the post, but didn't take her with her. It's not bad to want her until she knows she didn't ask for it. If God can give her another chance, she will say to her: You are with her!
Datong scolds
Datong street, two people to scold.
Throw it here, I'll kill you!
B: How about pizza? Xiaoding, come four four! Another bastard will kill you!
An apple is an apple, and garbage can be called noise.
Once I said "no" to my classmate, who gave me a plastic bag. At that time, I was stunned!
In high school, the Chinese teacher told a joke:
After a student came home from college vacation, his father asked him, Bunny, when did you come back?
The son said: Last night. .
I used to slap him and said, when did you come back?
The son said: Night is night. .
I smiled. .
If it doesn't rain, there will be no manhole cover on the ground.
There are cartoons on the toilet wall and brush bags on the trees.
Girls in Datong eat the most pies, and mutton skewers on the street also eat with relish.
Datong sarcastically said: you ride ten camels to catch mice, which is a good condom!
Datong, who satirizes the wedding ceremony, said this: after eating, you can't eat hard, empty dishes are up and down, and after drinking, you can't spill sugar everywhere, grabbing it one by one. You scold the street after drinking, and you take two cigarettes from me when it gets dark.
Datong satirizes the villain in power: "It is not good to be a department with a heart and a power card." ! Look down upon! What a pity! Very elegant!
Little flowers (geese) lay tweed eggs-they will make a difference.
Datong joke:
A young man bought clothes and said to the waiter, "I just bought a piece of white cloth and took it to char." The waiter thought it was a shirt, so he took it casually and didn't see it was a little wrinkled. Epigenetics says, "This is not normal." The waiter said, "just pull it and you can show it." "Then get me a monkey tendon." "Do you want monkey tendons?" It is better to live in Lu than to take it. "