Ask for two comic scripts for a middle school student! ! Urgent ~
Y: I am very happy.
Guo: I'm very happy. You know, I hope you are all happy.
Y: right.
Guo: What's the point of listening to cross talk?
Y: huh?
Guo: First of all, I am happy.
Y: Well, it just makes you happy.
Guo: Isn't it? The Spring Festival is coming soon. I wish your family happiness and all the best. Let's celebrate the New Year!
Y: good!
Guo Yu: Happy New Year, everyone!
Guo: This is from the bottom of my heart.
Y: Of course.
Guo: I'm serious ... wow ~ ~ I followed my appetite ... together ~ ~
Y: er ... that's good, but it's disgusting to say it again ... you know what?
Guo: No ~ I, I, I mean it.
Y: Yes, yes, no one doubts you.
Guo: I'm hot. ...
Y: ok! ! Don't say that. You are endless.
Guo: You can understand what I mean, right?
Y: hi!
Guo: Drink! ~ How to make it clear ... (gesturing in the mouth)
Y: what? Let me learn, what is it ~
Guo: I picked my throat and told the truth.
Y: ok, ok, ok.
Guo: I just hope you are all happy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Guo: Me, I hope I am happy, too.
Y: You are happy, too.
Guo: Everyone wants to be happy.
Yes
Guo: Of course, some people are born happy.
Yes
Guo: For example, Mr. Yu Qian was happy when he was born.
Y: How can I be so happy?
Guo: The family has money ... When he was three years old, his father called him to the front, so I asked for a big one. ...
Y: OK, OK, if you want to do this, can you do this special performance? Let me tell you something.
Guo: No ~ ~ There was a newcomer who didn't hear the scene (there was a paragraph "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening" in front)
Y: ok ~ talk to him.
Guo: Do I have to be sincere with the audience? ! !
Y: I haven't heard of it ~ ~ ~
Guo: (Continue) When you were three years old, your father called you to him.
Y: ok!
Guo: I want a big one! ~
Y: You didn't say that.
Guo: make trouble ~
Y: What about the audience at this table?
Guo: Right ~ ~ ~ Good! I'll talk about this later!
Y: You can't get away from here, you ~ ~ ~
Guo: I hope you are happy.
Yes
Guo: I hope you can take me as an example.
Y: huh?
Guo: Actually, I am not a very happy person.
Y: Why are you unhappy?
Guo: Look, people are talking loudly. Look at them. They all look good. Look at them. Heaven is full.
Yes
Guo: (pointing to Yu Qianjiao) Look at the digging.
Y: where to find wow, where to find wow!
Guo: A big-faced cat. This ~ ah ...
Y: who is it? ~ You can't talk, you.
Guo: Ah ~ I'm not so beautiful.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: No. Let me tell you something, Yan Song.
Y: What about those witticisms?
Guo: I am a good man.
Yes
Guo: A decent good man, a good citizen with a poor old name and a warm heart.
Yes
Guo: Helpful.
Y: oh.
Guo: help if you have difficulties ~ help if you don't have difficulties, and create difficulties.
Y: no virtue, you ...
Guo: (Raise your hand and hit people)
Y: What do you mean it's still difficult ~ ~ ~
Guo: Who has a gun? Lend me one.
Y: why?
Guo: I hate it when you talk to an honest man like this. You are wrong!
Y: You are an honest man ~ making difficulties for others.
Guo: You know, you can shoot for five minutes, you know. ...
Y: And! ~ ~ ~ I hate it
Guo: I'll sue you if I break you.
Y: yes ~
Guo: I am unfortunate.
Y: What's the matter with you?
Guo: I really hope I am happy.
Yes
Guo: Only in this way will people respect you.
Y: Oh ~ Are you being looked down upon now?
Guo: I can't believe it. There is a roast chicken seller in front of my house.
Y: oh.
Guo: The roast chicken sells well.
Yes
Guo: That man is waiting in line all day.
Y: Everyone likes it.
Guo: I told him that your roast chicken sells well.
Yes
Guo: You have made a fortune.
Y: right.
Guo: You are very happy.
Y: oh.
Guo: Can you give me one?
Y: give you one?
Guo: I share your happiness.
Y: Oh ~ ~ ~ What did they say?
Guo: Go and play.
Y: hey!
Guo: Do you think this is a person? ...
Y: I'm not human anymore ~
Guo: Is it a person? ...
Yes
Guo: I go to ~ ~ every day to give one to my happiness.
Y: This man is shameless.
Guo: Later, he also had a good side.
Y: oh.
Guo: Give me a chicken head and a chicken ass. Insert the chopsticks and take them away.
Y: that's it.
Guo: I said, what is this called?
Y: Do you have a name?
Guo: This is called virginity!
Y: yes! Hehe ~ ~ ~
Guo: Did you see it? Ah ~ he ignored my existence.
Y: You always ask for things from others, don't you?
Guo: hmm ~ that is to say, you can't be happy without money.
Y: Oh, happiness comes from money.
Guo: No dignity.
Y: oh.
Guo: At the entrance, there is a gas station.
Yes
Guo: They all go there to refuel.
Yes
Guo: Come and give the map.
Y: hmm ~ now give me a map or something.
Guo: I went too.
Yes
Guo: Push my scooter ~ ~ ~ Hey, it costs another two yuan.
Y: Your motorcycle, is this fuel tank too small?
Guo: OK, I'm done. Let's have a map ~ ~ ~ two.
Y: One yuan each.
Guo: Yes, yes, just one. Come on ~ come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on: What do you need that thing for? Where else can you go?
Y: Hehe, right.
Guo: Take one ~ Stop it! Stop it! Take one!
Y: This is shameless.
Guo: hmm ~ unfortunately, I'm going out.
Come on: You are really where you want to go. You tell me and I'll show you.
Y: Hehe, you won't need much oil for these two dollars.
Guo: I am angry.
Yes
Guo: Friends, I really need my happiness.
Y: yes ~
Guo: They said it was bullying me.
Y: It's not bullying you.
Guo: I want to show it to everyone.
What do you want?
Guo: There is Cantonese morning tea at the door.
Y: oh.
Guo: Breakfast is very expensive.
Y: It's very expensive there.
Guo: Just like this morning, you can cook in a bowl of a stove and then burn it.
Y: Well, it won't cost a few dollars.
Guo: I want to serve Guangdong morning tea!
Y: And!
Guo: As soon as I entered the door, I counted out 100 yuan. ~
Y: all small change ~
Guo: (still counting ...)
Y: OK, OK, if people don't accept this money, then.
Guo: (after counting) I tied it with rubber bands (a pile thicker than a shoe box on the table)
Y: ok! ~ ~ ~ Banks don't accept this kind of thing. Let me tell you something.
Guo: Waiter!
Y: yes ~
Guo: Come one hundred yuan earlier! ~~~
Y: one hundred dollars ~
Guo: He looked at me.
Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, it's not half price.
Y: ah! 200 yuan shares!
Guo: (almost fell to the ground) OK! You, you wait for me, wait for me, I'll go at noon ~ ~
Y: Still going?
Guo: Waiter!
Yes
Guo: not you ~ that, that, that, come here (I'm still looking for the one in the morning)
Y: it's embarrassing. this is
Guo: Do you have lobster two feet long? !
Y: bite your teeth ~
Attendant: Just a moment, please, sir.
Guo: I turned around and came back
Attendant: Sorry, there are no 2-foot ones, but there are 2-foot-7 ones ~
Guo: Hum! Broken restaurant
Yes
Guo: Not even a 2-foot lobster.
Y: oh.
Guo: Please have some pickles.
Y: Hey ~ ~ ~ That's where I went ~ ~ ~
Guo: How did you go ~
Yes
Guo: Well, my dignity is very important.
Yes
Guo: I did it for my own happiness.
Y: mm-hmm
Guo: I must be happy.
Y: oh.
Guo: I want to get rich. I was walking in the street, thinking all the time.
Y: what are you thinking?
Guo: Where is my happiness?
Y: You have to start a business.
Guo: that's what I think ~ ~ ~ around me! A great escape has passed.
Y: cars.
Guo: The rain soaked me to the skin.
Y: hi ~
Guo: He turned and left.
Yes
Guo: He should get off and apologize.
Yes
Guo: Give me a 350 million.
Are you out of your mind?
Guo: This man (driver) is inhuman.
Y: ok ~ people are completely inhuman.
Guo: I'm leaving ~ I hate you ~ ~ ~ Wow! Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car? ...
Why did you teach that thing?
Guo: Don't you just have one more cover than a tricycle? ...
Y: There is no such comparison.
Guo: Just like you, driving a good car is classy ~ ~ ~
Yes
Guo: You are also a hooligan after education.
Y: And! ~ there is no way out
Guo: Ah ~ ~ ~ How did Confucius teach us?
Y: what did you say?
Guo: grandson!
Y: ah! ~~ ~ Confucius is a kind of self-protection.
Guo: Well, I am a person who hates it.
Y: then you can't swear ~
Guo: I can't stand you like this ~ ah ~
Y: yes!
Guo: I'm looking for a brick. I unloaded him and me.
Y: chop people.
Guo: I just received four policemen.
Y: Then what?
Policeman: Your ID card, temporary residence permit and employment permit.
Y: Check three certificates.
Guo: ... uncle policeman ~ I'm a local.
Y: ah ~ hehe you.
Policeman: Local.
Yes
Policeman: Did you see any local people shopping with brick boards?
Yes, there are no foreigners either.
Guo: I know. I really am me. Look, I didn't bring me. I have references.
Y: Who's here?
Guo: My girlfriend is coming over.
Y: oh, the object.
Guo: Come and plant flowers! (waving to his girlfriend) ~ ~ ~
Y: What's your girlfriend's name?
Guo: Grow flowers!
Y: What's your last name?
Guo: Water-based ~
Y: water-based flowers grow!
Guo: Growing flowers ~ Look at this, this, this.
Yes
Guo: You didn't answer my phone. Why haven't you heard from me for two months?
Y: that's a long time ~
Guo: Who is this man?
Yes
Moist: Oh ~ This is my boyfriend.
Guo: Oh, hello, hello (holding a man's hand)
Y: You are also polite to others! ~ Come on, you're welcome
Guo: Huh?
Y: What's the relationship between your girlfriend and her boyfriend?
Guo: Yes! Yes! ~~~
Y: I just understand! ……
Guo: What's the matter? Me, me, me, me, you, where are you? I am her boyfriend, too. Did I know before you?
A beautiful new boyfriend: hello ~ hello, senior.
Y: senior! ~ ~ This is enough to talk ~ ~ ~
Guo: Ah ~ ~ ~ Xinghui Huixing Huihui
Yes
Guo: Let's get to the point ~ Enjoy the flowers ~ Our company will give advance notice of layoffs ~ ~ ~
Yes
Guo: Why didn't anyone tell me?
Yes
Water-based flowers: I'll tell you what you should eat and what you shouldn't do, you know ~
Y: oh, oh, oh.
Water-based flowers: short pain is better than long pain ~ let's call it a day ~
Guo: You can't be so cruel, you know? ~~
Yes
Guo: Now this girl is like a razor blade. She makes people swish their eyes without blinking.
Yes
Guo: Well ... I'm having a hard time now.
Yes
Guo: I lost money in business ... ah ~ my friends have also turned their backs on the darkness. ...
Y: ah.
Guo: It's just you ... Ah ~ I love you so much.
Y: really?
Guo: Nothing is worth dying for, you know?
Y: that's not good.
Water-based flowers: Don't talk nonsense. Goodbye, we have to go.
Guo: (waving to the distance) I wish you happiness!
Y: wow! That's great. What a harmonious society.
Guo: Wow, that's outrageous. You are happy that you are gone. What should I do? ...
Yes
Guo: I picked up the plank brick and I "unloaded" it.
Y: also.
Guo: The police are here.
Policeman: Hey! What? what are you going to do？
Guo: Throw it on the side to avoid mixing people.
Y: Hehe ~ Yes, my brain is really fast.
Guo: I hate it as I walk. Where is my happiness?
Y: still looking for it.
Guo: Ah ~ There is a toilet by the roadside.
Y: oh.
Guo: Turn around and look at me in the mirror.
Yes
Guo: Turn on the tap.
Y: why?
Guo: Throw cold water on your face.
Y: calm down.
Guo: Superman. ...
Y: who is it?
Guo: I
Y: you?
Guo: Hmm ~ Superman
Yes
Guo: You are wonderful.
Y: really?
Guo: I admire you very much. You are really a great person.
Y: oh.
Guo: Although you haven't studied it.
Yes
Guo: You have no culture either, but with your fighting spirit, you made a spring. ...
Y: when?
Guo: Bless you! You will be happy. Thank you ~ ~ ~
Y: I'm still singing happy songs ~
Guo: Bless you ~ Goodbye … Turn around and stand in front of the bathroom. I feel much better.
Y: very calm.
Guo: Yes, a man came out of the bathroom (looking back).
Y: You spent half a day in the ladies' room!
Guo: (covering his face) Why didn't anyone tell me ~ ~ ~
Y: Who told you that?
Guo: I ran away! ! !
Y: yes!
Guo: A group of people in the back chased me.
Y: oh.
Guo: the first big sister ~
Sister: Stop him and don't let him go.
Yes
Elder sister: I just talked nonsense in the toilet, you know ~
Y: hey! hey
Elder sister: I dare not go out.
Y: it's terrible.
Guo: A bunch of people chased me, stabbed me and hit me. ...
Yes
Guo: Take my head, go to the gable, go to the side of the road, and go to the building on the shutter door.
Yes
Guo: The shutter door of the Spring Festival Gala is open.
Yes
Guo: There is an old man.
Old man: What can I buy? Jinpandian
Y: hey ~ ok!
Everyone: not ~ hitting people
Old man: Oh, do your thing ~ ~ Ga La Ga (close the door)
Y: never mind! ~ ~ You are so popular ...
Guo: Where is my happiness? ……
Y: hey ~ I'm still looking.
Guo: Hey ~ What a world, although I am a great person.
Y: oh.
Guo: Although I said that I was wandering the rivers and lakes.
Yes
Guo: But I am human after all.
Yes
Guo: I vomited after drinking too much, and it hurts to be beaten.
Y: right.
Guo: I feel sick when I get up.
Yes
Guo: There is a hospital 50 meters ahead. I must go and have a look.
Y: Let's have a look.
Guo: I can't walk any further. I reached out and stopped a taxi.
Yes
Guo: I sat on it and the driver asked me.
Driver: Master, where are you going?
Guo: Shut up! Drive forward
Driver: No ~ ~ Where are you going?
Guo: Cut the crap! Keep driving ... it's almost the hospital, he asked me.
Driver: Where are you going?
Guo: England!
Driver: (brakes suddenly) Get off!
Guo: Hey ~ Come down quickly, the hospital is here ~
Y: Hey ~ Hehe ... You have spent all your efforts here.
Guo: I am Superman.
Y: that's it ~ ~ ~
Guo: Um ... I came to the hospital to see the injury.
Yes
Guo: I want an injection.
Y: oh.
Guo: I'm afraid.
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I feel dizzy ...
Y: oh, I'm afraid.
Guo: Look at the face of this nurse.
Y: ouch ...
Guo: Ah, like Shapi.
Y: ah!
Guo: I said, elder sister, I am afraid of injections ...
Yes
Guo: Does the injection hurt?
Yes
Nurse: Don't worry (picking up the needle tube)
Yes
Nurse: I have had injections for more than 30 years.
Y: oh, nothing.
Nurse: (poof! I stuck it in … and then I pulled it out with a scream of killing pigs ~) There is no time when it doesn't hurt ~ ~
Y: it hurts! Tell me earlier, she
Guo: I called the hospital.
Yes
Guo: I envy people in wheelchairs.
Y: Hey … Yes, I can't stand it any more.
Guo: (crying) It hurts too much.
Yes
Guo: 5~ Where is my happiness?
Why do you always say that?
Guo: I want to be happy.
Yes
Guo: Why are you all happy ... Are you driving?
Yes
Guo: It costs 4,000 to wear some perfume in a villa.
Yes
Guo: I finished all the work in one month ... and earned 600 yuan.
Y: wow.
Guo: Eat a hairy egg and have a happy birthday.
Y: Yes, today is my birthday ~ ~ ~
Guo: You should all visit Yansha and Saite.
Yes
Guo: I must go to heaven.
Y: Oh, the wholesale market.
Guo: Small commodity market.
Yes
Guo: Open the door. I'll be right there.
Y: oh.
Guo: I'll shop until 9: 00 pm ... I want to buy a button on this day.
Y: Not as popular as you, you know?
Guo: The more I think about going home, the more I hate it.
Yes
Guo: Get up in the middle of the night and close the door.
Y: hi ~ with regret.
Guo: I want to do great things.
Yes
Guo: I want to get rich.
Y: Hey ~ I can work.
Guo: I want to be happy.
Y: good.
Guo: I want to be a great person.
Y: do it!
Guo: I became a big entrepreneur.
Y: hey ~ that's right.
Guo: If I had money.
Yes
Guo: I'll pack the Himalayas first.
Yu: ...
K: Add four elevators.
Yes
Guo: There is food on every floor.
Y: Let's eat ...
Guo: The first floor of 1 is steamed stuffed bun, the second floor is stuffing cake, the third floor is stuffing, the fourth floor is pancake, the fifth floor is fruit, the sixth floor is egg, the seventh floor is sweet noodle sauce, and the eighth floor is chopped green onion!
Y: And! ... this big pancake ...
Guo: ... I look forward to my future.
Y: Hey … you're just looking forward to pancakes.
Guo: I'm fine.
Yes
Guo: I want to eat, drink and be merry.
Yes
Guo: I'm on Chang 'an Avenue. I start from Jianguomen in the east and go to Fuxingmen in the west.
What are you doing?
Guo: I bought two carts of bricks and laid them all.
Yu: Ang
Guo: Turn on the water. I want to play whitewater.
Y: wow! Ok ~ this idea of yours is too rare.
Guo: ... There is a roller coaster in Tiananmen Square.
Y: oh.
Guo: I drive around in my Japanese car.
Yu: Chuan
Guo: When can I get rich?
Yes
Guo: Hmm ~ I want to hire Bao Pang.
Y: guarantee?
Guo: no, no ~
Y: huh?
Guo: I want to protect me with the army.
Y: Then what?
Guo: I recruited myself ... to be my army.
Y: the army
Guo: I hired 5000 soldiers.
Yes
Guo: I bought them green cloth for military uniforms.
Y: What a mess. this is
Guo: Buy them a green coat.
Yes
Guo: Green pants.
Yes
Guo: Everyone has a green hat.
Y: cuckold!
Guo: My soldiers protect me.
Y: oh ~ yes.
Guo: hmm ~ ~ I call them little brothers.
Y: oh.
Guo: They call me Big Brother.
Yes
Guo: I am the one who carried the dam with Gong Gang.
Yes
Guo: My chief of staff is pheasant.
Y: Hehehe ~ Hehehe ... You watch too many Hong Kong movies ~ ~ ~
Guo: Yes! I want to be happy.
Yes
Guo: I'm going to be rich.
Y: wow.
Guo: Well, wait and see.
Y: oh.
Guo: Walk and turn around.
Y: huh?
Guo: Here comes the car behind the chengguan.
Y: oh.
Guo: Let me see! ! !
Y: what's the matter
Guo: I ran away!
Y: hey ~ what are you running for?
Guo: I care. You care.
Y: I didn't say that.
Guo: You shut up! You care about me! I ran like hell ... Run!
Yes
Guo: There is a kebab on the corner. I have more than 200 pieces of kebabs in my arms: I'll eat first and then give money ... I'm eating.
Here comes the urban management car ~ this boy ran away with the stove.
Y: Ah, haha, hey ... that's evil. Let me tell you something.
Guo: This method can be used to buy baked sweet potatoes and pirated CDs!
Y: wow! ... is evil, you know?
Guo: I'm very excited.
Yes
Guo: My happiness is coming!
Y: That's it? ~
Guo: Yes! I'm going to be rich!
Yes
Guo: I've decided.
Y: what should I do ~
Guo: I set a goal for myself.
Y: what's the goal?
Guo: Earn 400,000 yuan a month!
Y: Why are you crazy?
Guo: I earn 400,000 yuan.
Y: Then what?
Guo: I have to earn 400 thousand from selling kidneys.
Y: You can't sell a kidney.
Guo: I'll sell you another one.
Y: I ~ ~ find someone else …
Guo: Hmm ~ I'll bring you two bottles of beer. Click! I just stabbed it, you know? ...
Y: not really.
Guo: Oh dear ~ I want to get rich ~ How can I get rich?
Yes
Guo: Hey! Do you think you can get rich by selling cultural relics?
Y: selling cultural relics requires cultural relics.
Guo: I have been to Ann once.
Yes
Guo: You said that the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang were going to be built ... Are you rich? …
Y: nonsense.
Guo: I sell two ~ I carry two out!
Y: You still sell four.
Guo: Two is enough to sell two! I took it abroad ~ ~ ~
Y: Come on, you're full, aren't you?
Guo: hmm ~ what?
Y: There are quite a few terracotta warriors and horses.
Guo: Oh, I have to count at night. ...
Y: this person doesn't understand. Do you know him?
Guo: Hey ~ Are you free with your dad? ~~~
What are you doing? ...
Guo: (Fan Ning Yu Qian)
Y: Don't bribe me.
Guo: I want to paste mud on your father and son and stand in that shell.
Yes
Guo: I'll save you after I sell the money ... (clapping) Fun! Okay, okay, okay.
Y: just a moment, please
Guo: Do you ask your uncle if he has time?
Y: Huh?
Guo: If you are free, it will be three.
Y: I haven't heard of it ... don't think about it yet.
Guo: What's the matter?
Y: Where did you put us ~ You sold money to save us?
Guo: Yes!
Y: What if I can't sell the money? ! We'll die there, you know.
Guo: Then there is no need to save it.
Y: Nonsense ... You saved trouble, didn't you?
Guo: Yes, this is not the way ~
Y: How fresh is it?
Guo: I, whatever I do! I'm going to be rich anyway.
Y: Who cares about you?
Guo: I'm going to make a fortune anyway.
Yes
Guo: I have a good idea.
Y: what?
Guo: I came up with a good idea myself.
Y: what do you think?
Guo: I run a pet cremation factory.
Y: A pet crematorium? ~
Guo: Many people keep small animals now.
Yes
Guo: What will you do if your cat and dog die?
Yes
Guo: You send it to me and I'll burn it for you.
Yes
Guo: How nice it is to get a small coffin to take away and cry after burning it!
Yes
Guo: Really ...
Y: (dismissively) All right, all right.
Guo: I have a principle.
Yes
K: The charge over 35cm is 800 pounds.
Y: And!
Guo: Come down 500!
Y: not bad.
Guo: He (she) loves this, and he (she) is willing to give it up.
Y: really?
Guo: as soon as I opened the door, this business came 1 2 3 4 ~
Y: oh, oh.
Guo: There are also troublemakers.
Y: really?
Guo: Ah.
Men who burn pets: cheap ~
K: Nothing wrong. No bargaining, no bargaining. We have rules here.
Yes
Guo: 35 cm, 800 up and 500 down, you know?
Y: oh, oh.
Pet Burner: Look at you, don't have too many.
Guo: Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense! We have rules here.
Pet Burner: No, why do you have to pay 500 too much …
Guo: Is this much?
Y: oh …
Pet Burner: Not you. You burned a cricket with such a big thing …
Y: hi! Do you have anything to burn crickets? …
Pet Burner: It's cheaper.
Guo: No! Do you know
Yes
Guo: Just now, a man paid 800 yuan and didn't burn it for him ~ ~ ~
Y: what's the matter
Guo: Camel. ...
Y: that's right ~ on this day, one is down to earth, the other is down to earth, wow.
Guo: He hasn't asked me to cut the whole pot and burn it, do you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
Guo: I can't leave! Stop fooling around and call the police. ...
Pet Burner: You didn't burn it …
Guo: No matter!
Yes
Pet Burner: You really can leave it alone.
Y: what?
Pet Burner: You give me the mutton kebab!
Y: I want the bill! ! !
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