Are there any funny jokes?

Classic joke: the female ghost revenges the official graveyard. There's something fishy going on recently, and several leading figures have died around here. This ghost can also be divided into good ghosts and evil ghosts. Evil spirits will go to eighteen levels of hell, and good spirits have a place to reincarnate. And these new ghosts are among the evil spirits. Although they were alive, at the beginning, they were well organized and turned into ghosts, showing their true colors. It is said that after the death of a fat director, the second son of the ghost boss in Guantun cemetery is getting married. The cemetery in the nearby square garden has been very busy recently, but in this small county, it has been dead recently, and no one comes out as soon as it gets dark.

Things have to start with the second son of the ghost boss. This second ghost is a cripple, with a ghost age of 20 years. He despises this ghost and all the female ghosts here, and feels ugly, fat, old and small, with many problems. I am worried about the ghost boss here. I heard that a jade will be settled in Liutun cemetery not far from here these two days. His ghost boss is so happy this time, but it is not easy to propose marriage in such a far place. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. It used to be cold and cheerless here at night, but now it's more lively at night. There is a national road next to the cemetery, which is hard. Car after car, headlights flashing, pedestrians and cyclists passing by from time to time on the side of non-motor vehicle lanes. If the light is too bright, the ghost can't move, but there is a way to find someone, fuck him and go with him. Of course, it is a deranged advocate, such as drunkards and lunatics.

It happened that a village accountant came this day. It turned out that there were tens of thousands of dollars in deficit these two days, but some of the money was misappropriated by the secretary and some was borrowed by the township head. So he went to the township head and the secretary's house a few days ago and wanted his money back. Both the secretary and the head of the township issued invoices to him, saying that the account was settled, but this time it seemed to be particularly serious about this account. After repeated investigations and evidence collection, the township head was also found. Finally, they were taken away by the people's procuratorate. Did he make mistakes, too? In the past two days, he has been drinking at Wang's house. He was drunk and didn't want others to send him, so he came in a daze.

When the ghost boss saw the accountant coming, he shook his head. Knowing that he was drunk, he let a ghost attach himself to him. I saw a blue light on him immediately. He took a gift from the underworld and walked to the Liutun cemetery.

When he got there, the ghost came down from the accountant, who was lying on the grave sleeping, causing all the ghosts to look around him. Some said they would lead him to death, others said they would go out with him to see the world, and finally the ghost dispersed them because they would come back to him.

Liu Tun's ghost boss talked about Xiaoyu and praised her as a strong woman. Her family was originally in the mountainous area of Sichuan, and she followed her sister to work in the county town and worked in a restaurant. That day, a group of people, all directors of this county, invited her to accompany the wine. At first, she barely drank a little with a smile, but when she was almost drunk, a fat man tampered with her and said that he would sleep with her, and also took out several hundred-dollar bills for her. Others are also booing. As a little girl, she has never even been in love. At this moment, she was surprised and afraid. Finally, she retreated to the window. The fat man still smiled and let her go. Somehow she climbed up the window, slipped and fell from it, and was taken to the hospital. This man is dead.

The ghost boss here is also very happy to hear that someone has proposed marriage, but on one condition, Xiaoyu said that those people must also die. "This is easy to say." This ghost sent Wuji, let Xiaoyu tell it the identity and residence of these people, and see if the task assigned by the ghost boss has been completed. The ghost woke up the accountant and came back, giving the ghost boss a job.

Guan Tun was so childish that he came up with an idea. Finally, they discussed it, and a special task force was formed by a foodie, an alcoholic and a drowned ghost to solve this problem. What's more, those accomplices were all dismissed after the little girl jumped off the building, and the fat man was taken away by the police. These ghosts made one of the directors drink a lot of white wine and finally died of alcoholism at the dinner table. Another director suddenly drove into a ditch and drowned; Another one was hacked to death by Lei Gong and others. Anyway, these guys were killed one after another in a few days, which made people in small counties panic. During the day, there are more fortune tellers and geomancers on the street. They are so busy these days that the business of those small restaurants has plummeted. The fat man who forced Xiaoyu to jump off a building was remanded in the detention center, awaiting trial. Because the guards are too tight, these ghosts really can't do it. Therefore, the marriage between Ghost II and Xiaoyu will be postponed for some time.

Now Xiaoyu is getting married, which means that the ghost in Guantun has completed all these tasks, and Xiaoyu's revenge has been fully reported. The fat man heard that he had some strange disease and died in prison.