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Love history of the heavenly queen (1)
Inscription: It's hard to be a woman, it's even harder to be a celebrity, and it's even harder to be a celebrity with a failed marriage.
Speaking of famous women in the sky, the heavenly queen can undoubtedly be called the first lady. She is the eldest sister among the female immortals. She is elegant and elegant, and launches a flat peach-themed buffet every 9,000 years. But who knows how many tears of love are hidden behind her dignified smile?
Shan Hai Jing takes us to the girlhood of the Queen Mother. She looks like this: "Man, leopard tail, tiger teeth, good at whistling, Dai Sheng." A leopard's tail, two rows of tiger teeth and messy hair are scary in any dynasty. The author of Shan Hai Jing has ulterior motives. He said two words: "like a person"-he just looks like a person. As we all know, beautiful butterflies are ugly caterpillars when they are young. In today's highly developed plastic surgery, we should not ridicule the young queen mother too much. But unlike ordinary caterpillars, the queen mother's feelings are warm and her style is unrestrained. She is so lonely, her mind is full of Chun Qing, and she has nowhere to express herself. She always rushes to the top of the mountain from time to time to vent her anguish with a roar, and gradually develops the habit of "whistling well". It's been over a thousand years. Today, I am holding a classic of mountains and seas. A picture comes to my mind: a dinosaur, the most terrible Tyrannosaurus Rex among dinosaurs, came to the top of Yushan Mountain on a full moon night and looked up at the night sky. For example, Silas in a cartoon screams "Give me a beauty-I am a beauty-",so there is a scene described in the history book: the queen mother roars, and the wolves, insects, tigers and leopards all run away. The queen mother roared twice, flying sand and stones make ghosts see sorrow!
As the saying goes, a child is a piece of meat on his parents. The unmarried young woman, the Queen Mother of the West, was very upset, and her parents, the Primitive Buddha and the Notre Dame of Taiyuan, were anxious. But with the appearance of the queen mother, who dares to marry her? Unable to make sense, the old couple decided to let their son, Dong, the elder brother of the Queen Mother of the West, marry her. I don't think immortals, like mortals, are so taboo about consanguineous marriage.
Dong's appearance is also extraordinary. If the Queen Mother is an animal, then Dong is an animal. A magical classic? According to Dongye Jing, Dong "is ten feet long and has white hair and beard. Humanoid birds with tiger tails and black bears look around. From the appearance, it is very suitable for the Queen Mother of the West. However, as the saying goes, it is not sweet to twist a melon, and the married life of Dong and the Queen Mother of the West is not happy. Dong lives in the East China Sea, but the Queen Mother of the West lives in Kunlun Mountain. Apparently, the couple have separated. It is said that Dong has another hobby, that is, playing pot-throwing games with the beautiful fairy bamboo arrows, and throwing 1200 in one round. If you hit it, you will laugh every day; If you miss it, God will boo him. From this point of view, Dong's mind was focused on Xiaomi, so she left the Queen Mother alone in Kunlun Mountain.
Supposedly, in the ancient times when plastic surgery was underdeveloped, the probability that dinosaurs became beautiful women was very small, but they were barely regarded as the queen of the west, but later they became great beauties. According to the legend of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, she is: "Standing in her thirties, she is short-tempered, graceful and beautiful, and she is a true god." What is the secret? We might as well go to Kunlun Mountain to find out.
It is said that Kunlun Mountain used to be the palace of the Yellow Emperor. It is full of wonderful weather and miracles, exotic flowers and plants, and rare birds and animals. Why did the Yellow Emperor give it to the Queen Mother of the West? It turned out that the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou couldn't win the war, so the Queen Mother sent Xuan Nv to help them for nine days. Why did the Queen Mother of the West help the Yellow Emperor? Why don't you come forward yourself? Are the girls moved by the hero, but they feel inferior in appearance? Did the Yellow Emperor feel unbearable about his love after learning of the appearance of the Queen Mother, and then sent Kunlun Mountain to apologize to her? Because the history is too long, even the method of neuroarchaeology is difficult to answer this series of questions. But what is certain is that the Queen Mother of the West changed from a tigress to a beautiful woman in Kunlun Mountain. It is said that there is a kind of jade paste in Kunlun Mountain, which is the daily food of the Yellow Emperor. This thing is a kind of jade, but it is as soft as jelly. Eating it can make people thoroughly remould themselves and soar to the celestial world. I don't know if the queen mother has changed her appearance from the inside out by this thing.
Every legend about beautiful women is bound to have an affair. Although the Queen Mother of the West is a fairy, she can't escape this iron law, not to mention her marriage failure. In the Xia Dynasty, a few years after the Yellow Emperor era, a hero named Hou Yi came to Kunlun Mountain. What happened between him and the queen mother has never been recorded, but what is certain is that Hou Yi went down the mountain with the elixir. Why does the Queen Mother of the West want Houyi not to die? You might as well think about this problem. But it's a pity that Hou Yi didn't take the elixir and died unexpectedly, wasting the efforts of the Queen Mother.