Looking for a four-person drama

Here are two four-person dramas for your reference:

A funny one:

The four masters and apprentices walked on the road and sang together: "When the sun comes out, I will climb Going up the hill, I want to sing."

At this time, Sun Wukong, who was walking at the front, said: "Hey! Master, there is a pavilion in front of us. Let's go and take a rest!"

Tang Monk: "Okay!"

Then the master and the apprentice walked to the pavilion and sat down.

Sun Wukong looked around and said, "Master, the scenery here is picturesque, why don't I take a picture of you!"

Tang Monk: "Okay!" Snap your fingers.

So Zhu Bajie ran to Tang Monk, handed him a pack of cigarettes, and said, "Master, this is your Marlboro."

Monk Sha took out his lighter and bent down to light it for Tang Monk. .

Tang Seng took a deep breath, exhaled the smoke, and said, "Let me pose a pose first."

Tang Seng made a very self-righteous gesture, and just when he was about to ask Sun Wukong to take a photo, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were found standing behind him to steal the camera.

Tang Monk was furious and cursed: "You two, get out of here, look at your ugly appearance, it will pollute the camera."

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha stepped aside knowingly.

Sun Wukong took several photos of Tang Monk.

After taking the photo, Sun Wukong ran to Tang Monk and said, "Master, are you hungry? I'll buy you some food. Do you want to eat KFC or fried dough sticks?"

Tang Monk: "Of course it's KFC. What does a monk eat if he doesn't eat meat? Go quickly!"

Sun Wukong: "Yes!" After that, he left.

Monk Sha ran over and said, "Master, are you thirsty? What kind of wine do you want to drink?"

Tang Monk: "No need to ask, just like usual , drink Remy Martin. Go and buy it!"

Monk Sha: "Yes, I'll go now." Then leave.

Tang Seng: "Bajie, come here, can't you be more active in your work? Go and buy me a copy of the Global Times."

Zhu Bajie: "Okay, then The money to buy the newspaper..."

Tang Seng: "Asshole, of course you have to pay for it yourself! You are not willing to pay this little money for Master, be careful I will deduct your salary!"

Zhu Bajie: "Okay, okay, I'll buy it right away."

After Zhu Bajie left, Tang Seng took out a copy of "Playboy" from his arms and looked at it with relish.

As soon as the camera turned, Zhu Bajie bought a newspaper and walked back. As he walked, he said: "I think I was the Marshal of Tianpeng back then, because when I was seduced by Chang'e, she happened to be seen by her lover, the Jade Emperor, and I was killed. He was demoted to the mortal world and reborn as a pig. Now he fell into the hands of Tang Seng and was tortured by this smelly monk every day. "

Zhu Bajie ran to Tang Seng and said, "Master, I am. I bought you the Global Times published by Tian Tian."

Tang Seng: "Huh? You even bought the newspaper published by Tian Tian. What a good pig!" Report.

Tang Seng: "Hey! There is a financial crisis in the West, which may trigger riots. Then wouldn't it be life-threatening for us to go to the West to learn scriptures? I said Bajie, I think we should buy a few books in the nearby bookstore Just hand over the pirated scriptures."

Zhu Bajie: "No, Master. The quality of the pirated scriptures is too poor to get through."

Tang Monk: "This is a pirated version. Shang Ye is really unscrupulous, and it would be better if he pirated copies. As a result, we have no choice but to risk our lives to go to the West to get the true scriptures." After that, he continued to read the newspaper.

The camera turned and a dirty monster appeared on the mountain road.

Monster: "It's getting harder and harder to be a monster now. Guns are everywhere. When I shout robbery, others shoot at me. And all my money is eaten, drunk, and whored." It’s all gone, I don’t have money to buy a gun, so I can only fight with other people’s guns with my fists. It’s really difficult and dangerous.”

The monster took a few more steps.

Yobei: "Hey! The monk in front of me actually wore his hair parted. Damn it, the world is in decline. Wait, look at him like that, he looks like Tang Monk?! I heard that you can live forever if you eat his meat. If you let my wife eat a little, she will become very beautiful, and I will never have to go out for prostitution."

So, the monster quietly walked behind Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie. .

Tang Seng: "Hmm! It stinks! Bajie, did you take off your shoes?"

Zhu Bajie: "No, Master. The smell seems to be coming from behind. "

The master and apprentice turned around and saw a monster.

Monster: "This handsome monk, are you Tang Monk?"

When Tang Monk heard the monster praising him, he happily said: "I am the most handsome man in the world." Tang Monk. May I ask who this demon brother is from?"

Monster: "Humph, I am the master of the Zhazi Cave in Junk Mountain. Tang Monk, you know I am lucky to have waited for you. Is it painful? If you are obedient, just follow me and don’t resist needlessly. You must know that I am very strong.” Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie’s legs became weak and he hid behind Tang Monk and said, “Master. "I'm in a hurry to urinate. I'll go and take a nap first."

After hearing this, Tang Seng grabbed Zhu Bajie's hand and said, "Brother, we are good brothers and we are loyal. Don't leave me behind." I don’t care.”

Zhu Bajie: “Master, my loyalty to you is like an endless river, but I am really in a hurry! My big one is coming too, I have to endure it. I can't stand it any longer!" After that, he shook off Tang Seng's hand and ran away.

Tang Seng: "Asshole! It belongs to your grandfather! It seems that I can only rely on myself. Monster, I am the free fighting champion of White Horse Temple. Do you dare to fight with me?"

Youkai : "As long as you don't have a gun, I dare to fight you." After that, he punched you. Tang Monk fell to the ground.

Monster: "I'm sorry! With your skills, you can be a fighting champion?"

Tang Seng: "Oh! It's just my fault that I refused to study hard and bought a fake diploma. Make up the numbers, and you will be in trouble if I move."

The monster: "Haha! Come with me!" After that, the monster took Tang Seng away.

As soon as the camera turned, Zhu Bajie ran back and said: "Fortunately, I am smart and can run fast. If I lose my life for this smelly monk, it will be too bad. Wait, wait a moment Brother Monkey and Junior Brother Sha are back. How can I do anything when I know that Master has been captured?"

Zhu Bajie thought while spinning, "Hey! There's some shit on the ground. It's just right. I'll use it to put on makeup. "After that, Zhu Bajie grabbed the shit and wiped it on his face.

Sun Wukong and Monk Sha came back together. Zhu Bajie ran up and pretended to be beaten badly?

No! A very smelly monster came here just now. Not only did it have bad breath and feet, it also had body odor. I really couldn't defeat it, so I let him take the master away. "

Sun Wukong: "What? Master was captured by monsters? asshole! He still owes us six months of unpaid wages! Junior brothers, let's go and save Master quickly. If Master is eaten by monsters, our work in the past six months will have been in vain. "

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha: "Okay! "

The camera turned, and in the monster's cave, Tang Monk was tied to a pillar, while the monster and the little monster were sharpening their knives.

The monster sang: "Since I had you, life has There are miracles inside. If you live forever and remain young forever, your wife will be as beautiful as Chang'e. ”

Tang Monk: “Alas! I owe my apprentices six months' wages, and I treat them like cattle and horses. They will definitely not come to save me. It seems that I have no choice but to save myself. I want to use my sharp tongue to influence these monsters.

Tang Monk said to the little demon: "Brother demon, there's no need to be in such a hurry to sharpen the knife. Let's talk!" I, Tang Monk, am proficient in eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, and have first-class skills in deception and abduction. Chatting with me will ensure that you will benefit a lot. Brother Yao, do you know that to be a monster you also need to be humane. The more human you are, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster. "

Little Demon: "Shut up! Your grandpa’s grandpa! "

Tang Monk: "Wow! Brother Yao, your phrase 'your grandfather's grandfather' is really remarkable, and it's even more profound than my phrase 'your grandfather's'.

The monster said to the little monster: "Little monster, although we are dirty all over our bodies, our intestines and stomach are still very clean. We cannot eat unclean things." ”

“Hey, you! "The monster said to Tang Monk, "Go and empty your stomach quickly, lest we eat it up."

Tang Seng: "I...I really can't pull it out!" "

The monsters and little demons sang: "If you throw it into the pile, you can't make a roar, and if you can't throw it again, you can dig it with your hands!" "("Song of a Hero")

Tang Seng: "You...you have really eliminated the demonic nature!

The camera turned, and Sun Wukong and the other three were walking on the road, singing: "I often think that you, now, are always beside me." "("Smiley Face")

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, this cave is extremely smelly, it must be here. Go in quickly and save Master! "

Monk Sha: "Yes! Brother Monkey, go quickly, we will cover you outside. ”

Sun Wukong: “I’ll beat you!” It was me taking the lead again. "

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha sang together: "Brother Monkey, go forward boldly, go forward, don't look back! ”

Sun Wukong: “Okay, okay, I’ve convinced you.

Sun Wukong walked to the entrance of the cave and sang: "Look at the monster in the cave, look over, look over, look over." "

The monster heard Sun Wukong's voice and walked out of the cave, singing as he walked: "One wave has not subsided, and another wave is coming. Who is provoking? "

The monster walked out of the cave and took a look: "I'll censor you! It turned out to be a smelly monkey.

Sun Wukong: "You monster has no moral integrity. I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage of Monkey King who won the title of Monkey King in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguoshan Mountain!" How about it, my name is like thunder! "

Monster: "I haven't heard of it. ”

Sun Wukong: “I’ll beat you!” You monster is so uneducated, you don’t even recognize me. "

Monster: "Stop talking nonsense, and if you want to fight, fight." Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms! "

Sun Wukong: "Tathagata Palm! "

When the monster was fighting Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha took the opportunity to run into the cave to save the master.

Tang Monk was rescued. When the monster saw it, he said: "Asshole! It turns out that I fell into the trap and was deceived even though my IQ was as high as 28. What a bastard. It seemed that I had to make a quick decision. Stinky monkey, look, Chang'e is running naked in the sky! "

When Sun Wukong heard this, he raised his head and looked up to the sky. The monster took the opportunity to hit Sun Wukong with a palm, and Sun Wukong fell to the ground unconscious.

The monster faced Tang Monk and others and said, "Hey, hey, I know the truth. Just go back to the cave. "

Zhu Bajie: "Master, what should I do? Even Brother Monkey is no match for it, and I need to pee again.

Tang Seng: "This monkey is so damn useless. It seems that I have to take action personally." Wu Jing, bring me my phone. "

Monk Sha handed over his mobile phone, and Tang Seng dialed a number.

Tang Seng said numbly: "Hey~~is this Sister Guanyin? I am Sanzang~~I am now entangled by a very smelly monster. Come and help me. What? You have to go take a sauna, no time! Well~~you are so bad! If something happens to me, who will accompany you at night? oh! You have to teach me a spell! Okay, okay, I remember. Goodbye, kiss. "

Tang Monk faced the monster and said: "Guliwala bangchacha, I am your mother, Ding! "

The monster was under a spell and was immobilized.

Tang Monk patted his mobile phone and said, "Technology is based on monsters. Nokia mobile phones are great! "

Monk Sha: "Master, what should Brother Monkey do? ”

Tang Seng: “This monkey looks good but is useless. It really died as soon as it came.” Bajie, the old way. "

Zhu Bajie ran to Sun Wukong, pointed his butt at Sun Wukong's head, and farted.

Sun Wukong: "I'll beat you up! It stinks! "After saying that, he bounced up from the ground.

As soon as Sun Wukong saw that the monster was motionless, he pounced on it and wanted to kill it.

Tang Monk: "Wait a minute! Wukong, don't kill it. We should give the delinquent youth a chance to reform.

Sun Wukong: "Master, your idea is good, but if you let it follow us, don't we have to provide it with free food and drink?"

Tang Monk: "You are really ignorant of the monkey head. Think, if we sell it, we will have money to go to Changsha Window of the World."

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Sun Wukong and the three of them shouted in unison: "Okay? ! Master is wise!

Tang Monk: "It's getting late, let's get on the road!" "

So the four masters and apprentices escorted the monster and sang as they walked: "You are holding the cigarette, I am holding the wine, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, how happy you are on the road..."

They Walking further and further, it finally disappeared into the sunset.

Two

Xiao Ling was sleeping on the table.

Xiao Ai threw a book beside her. Go out.

Xiao Wu comes in and sits in Xiao Ai’s seat.

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? See, I’ve already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao. In fact, I took it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I’m early in the morning! I'm here, why didn't I see you?

Xiao Wu: I occupied it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! I got out of bed, scratched my head, and was bleeding. I can’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is the best in Feng Shui. If you want to drive me away from it! Run (Xiao Ai: What?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making such a noise in such a sacred classroom early in the morning? It’s a waste of your time to quarrel!

Do you know what mistakes you made?

Xiao Ai: I know.

We won’t argue anymore. .

The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to show your style. Brother, take the exam! !

Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

That’s not right! < /p>

Xiao Ai: Hey, I thought I spent most of the night lighting up the lamp!

Xiao Wu: Oh, did you study hard?

Xiao Ling? : Are you kidding me too?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I’m thinking about the test strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What did you think of?

< p>Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy it from the book——(pick up the book) )

Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: Why didn’t I think of that?

Come on. Call it a trick?

Hey, in order to relieve the tension, I will give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her. >Xiao Ling: How many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: There are three steps! >Step 1: Write your name. (Both of them nodded)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both of them nodded)

Step three: - hand over the rolling paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here you are!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,

He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ​​salt!

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) This student, please stop copying!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!

I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and reflect, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!

The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can relieve oxen, and it's easy, right? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed?

Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!

My question is: This is the question, please answer it.

How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher: Do you call this a problem?

Teacher: You——Okay, next question,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: I just wrote five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Take it (hand a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (wanting to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass may not be of use, so I’m leaving.