It’s super cool to post the copywriting that hates people like this.

Super cool copywriting

1. Your home is divided into the north and the south.

2. I wish you all the insurance you buy in your life will be profitable.

3. Why didn’t the country use your face to study body armor?

4. Is your brain reluctant to keep it as a legacy?

5. It’s really a toad kissing a frog.

6. You are so ordinary, yet so confident.

7. I am not rowing a straw boat, so don’t shoot arrows at me.

8. Nuwa pinched people with mud, but she pinched you with shit.

9. You actually have a good figure, fat but not greasy.

10. At a young age, you already know how to scare people with your face.

11. I really envy your skin, you take good care of it.

12. The doctor said that you have to have your limbs amputated from your eyebrows down due to this disease.

13. Your name used to be Wang Shuangxin, but now your name is Wang Jin.

14. The face is so big that I don’t know how many miles away it is.

15. Which Feng Shui treasure land were you dug up from? You are so brave and good at fighting without losing the family tradition.

16. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it.

17. The darkness of the sewer has made you shallow and ignorant of etiquette.

18. Do you know why beauties have had such a bad life since ancient times? Because no one pays attention to how long the ugly ones live.

19. A crazy toad jumps off a cliff, why are you pretending to be Batman with me?

20. I know that you are the most capable, and not everyone is like you, with a face thicker than the city wall.