I am the koi carp, and "a piece of gold" is nothing! If you are not convinced, come and argue!
"One Land Gold" Town Building
I recently had an interview with a strange company, and everything went smoothly at the beginning. Before leaving, HR suddenly asked a strange question...
"Do you have the physique of a koi carp? Have you won another bottle?"
Me:
"Our boss said that you are just too unlucky to not even win another bottle! Recruiting people like this will affect the company's feng shui."
Me:
Your boss It’s too superstitious! ! !
Just kidding! I’ve won more than N times, so I’ll have another bottle.
I have been a koi carp since I was a child, okay?
0 1
In primary school art classes, children's comics are required to be studied, which is a very "childish" style of painting. I drew a random picture, but the art teacher looked at it and asked me to go find him after class. Guess what? He's going to enter this painting into a citywide competition! Yes, my drawings are not good-looking, so the script of the comic is my sketch. He found a senior girl to help me "optimize" it and then participated in the competition. So I participated in the competition gloriously, and then gloriously won the first place in the city... Later, the teacher took me to see the achievement exhibition, where my "paintings" were hung.
0 2
Forget it, my luck in exams has been very bad since I was a child. For example, for the high school entrance examination, you fill in your application form before the exam. Everyone is afraid that if they don't do well in the exam, they will apply for a lower school. I am the kind of person who is obsessed with self-confidence. The night before I applied, I dreamed that I would go to a school with red brick walls, so I applied to the best school with "red brick walls". My classmates thought I was so brave. . The results came out. I really didn’t pass the exam, but it’s not over yet, because every school has target students. This year, the number of target students was 1.5 based on the total number of age groups. The admissions office teacher filled in 2 students with a stroke of a pen. So I got admitted. Yes, I was the second-highest among the students who applied for this school but failed to get admitted.
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Then when I took the college entrance examination, my score was only a few points higher than the key line. It was difficult to apply for a good school, but God gave me another dream. I was asked to apply for a school in Linhai, so I ignored the objections of my whole family and applied for a school with a very high score last year, 985. The result was that this school was unexpectedly popular that year, and I had no choice but to recruit all the applicants above the key score. . That's right! I was "targeted" again!
From then on, every year during the application season, seven aunts and eight aunts came to inquire about which school to enroll their children in. One year, my cousin’s score came out and she just passed the second-level exam. So I comforted her mother and said that she could just apply for a second-level exam from the same province. As a result, when my cousin was a sophomore, due to the expansion of the second-tier university, my cousin’s university was directly upgraded from the second-tier university to the second-tier university! It’s really like lying down! Now her mother gives me big red envelopes every Chinese New Year.
0 4
Speaking of college life, I am a super procrastinator, so I only read the syllabus two or three days before the exam, and then spend the night studying Memorize the content. With such a perfunctory attitude, I can get over 70 points without cheating! The roommate in the bed next to me had been studying for half a month and then failed the class. He was so devastated that he doubted his life. Moreover, I was already in my junior year when I took the CET-6 exam, and I felt extremely unsure. As a result, my score turned out to be 425! That's right, directly on the qualifying line!
So I reluctantly took the exam for the second time in the second semester. However, because of my internship, I didn’t review at all, I didn’t memorize the vocabulary, and I didn’t even watch the American TV series.
As a result, my listening skills were almost complete, and my composition and translation were very confusing. Only the reading question, which I relied entirely on, had almost perfect scores, which brought the total score to 464! I heard that the junior students in the same club are still asking for the admission tickets I passed on to them before taking the CET-6 test.
This is not the coolest thing. Everyone knows that civil servants are not easy to take the exam, especially the customs departments in developed cities. However, as a person like me, I probably had a relatively "red school" political ideology since I was a child. Others failed the test several times, so I didn't read anything and just wanted to join in the fun and give it a try. As a result, I relied on this "without exception" to pass the score test, so political thinking is also a kind of talent, haha.
0 5
In terms of exams, I am well deserved to be called the "Examination God". However, the scary thing is that sometimes I also have the physique of "the beloved daughter of God". At one annual party, I attended an annual meeting with my best friend as a "family member." Family members were not allowed to participate in the lottery. However, because several people were on business trips and did not come, my name was used in the lottery. As a result, I won the special prize in one fell swoop. When I won the prize, I could feel the tears of hatred from all the employees in the audience.
This is just a small reward. After I got married, my ID card expired. When I applied for a replacement, I thought I was already married, so I moved my household registration to my husband’s house. Because the process was cumbersome, I had to ask someone to handle it. , but not long after the move, my husband's house was demolished, and the money and house were divided in vain. It would be fine if it was just an ordinary house, but the land in my husband's house is still very valuable, so I was allocated a very good community house.
After "Wealth Freedom", I became even lazier. When I had free time, I took photos on Douyin and played with them. Once I took photos of a neighbor's grandfather and his turtle that he had raised for 20 years. I sighed with emotion that I always have company. In one afternoon, the number of views exceeded one million, and the number of likes reached over 500,000. I was really scared and cried. To prove that I'm not lying, I'll show you a picture.
Do you feel that it is very enjoyable to watch and want to say goodbye to me? To tell you the truth...
It’s useless for you to worship me!
Because these are not one person’s experiences at all, but the experiences of myself, my friends and my friends’ friends.
Are these experiences real? In a sense, it is much more real than the fraud experience of “Yidijin”!
"One Land Gold" WeChat original text
The reading of the original text soon exceeded 1 million+
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All the tipping accounts have been blown up!
Douban netizen’s true experience of “one land gold”
Love life is really hard for everyone, so hard that even if you pay the IQ tax, you don’t even pick anyone. ? Such a koi carp who was skinned by Douban can actually deceive millions of views with one fake article? Plus the number of rewards exceeding the WeChat limit? And then people in the comments section are still kneeling down like zombies?
Then can I also look forward to giving my article over 10W+ to try?
After all, no one’s life will be messy from beginning to end (if it were true, you should buy a lottery ticket). Most people will have luck once or twice in their lives. When you are booming, you may just not be able to achieve your goal of "getting rich overnight" and feel it is unfair.
But if God really wants to send you a plane full of koi carps, you must have an apron to receive it, right? You can't just crash into the barren land in your heart, right? Why is luck also a kind of strength? Because only worthy people can hold it.
We worship koi by no means to pray for rain on a barren and dry land, but we should build canals and connect them to reservoirs so that all the rain can be put to good use.
Doing your best to wait for the right time, this is the best way to worship koi.
Otherwise, you can worship the koi, you can do it yourself!
Repost this little magical beast and instantly get rich overnight
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