Humor in describing hot weather.
With the development of social networks, more and more people are keen to post in the circle of friends to vent their small emotions and share their feelings. What kind of talk is popular in friends circle? The following is my carefully arranged humorous remarks (70 selected sentences) describing hot weather, hoping to help everyone.
Humorous description of hot weather: 1 1. The high temperature in summer makes me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
2. Over time, it will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
4, busy in hot summer, summer comes and goes, don't panic; Always take a bath with warm water and slow down to taste the water; Clear and light mung bean soup is a good idea to relieve summer heat and thirst; I send you a text message, wishing you a good summer mood!
Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
6. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
8. Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is not, because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.
9. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.
10, bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
1 1, the sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
12, the rhyme of Xia Feng, send you good luck, the sound of summer rain, wish you physical and mental health, the beauty of summer flowers, happiness like water. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!
13, the summer heat is unbearable in hot summer. I'll teach you a strange secret to cool off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".
14, what women struggle with in summer is that they are afraid of sweating and makeup. The trouble in winter is that it's too cold to show your thighs. What should I do?
15. In the hot summer, the summer heat in early autumn is still surging. Turn on the air conditioner, calm down, pay attention to heatstroke prevention, don't indulge in cold drinks, don't be afraid to go out in the hot sun, and prepare an umbrella. beginning of autumn will guard against autumn tigers and beginning of autumn will be happy.
16, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one.
17, wash your face, comb your hair, and apply some rouge and powder.
18, I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
19, I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will send you cool, and when it is cold, I will send you warm, just because you are my best friend, and your concern will always be by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!
20. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest joke in the country only because the local people shouted unanimously in the face of the scorching sun: I am so happy (hot).
2 1, ask where it is so cold in the dormitory, and sell the housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!
22, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?
Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.
24, the weather is hot, send you popsicles, love is cool; It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love is taking care of you; Lonely, I miss you, I love you in my mind. Love you for a long time.
25, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.
26, the weather is too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
27, the recent high temperature does not retreat, hot every day, pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired to work, eat more fruits during the day, sleep at night, don't worry, nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious, you and I know each other as friends, the above reminder is free!
28. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.
29. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!
30. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
3 1, gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
32. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No. 10654
33. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
34. When autumn wind and cold rain depict bleak autumn, red leaves always add a little enthusiasm; When the cold dew in Leng Yue causes cold, may my greetings give you warmth; Friend, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. I wish you health and safety! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
35.look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently!
36. Nezha: hot wheels treads on a steam wheel in cold weather and a wind wheel in hot weather.
37. Hunan News Network: Camel heatstroke in Changsha Zoo, camel heatstroke! Pit dad! The children's paper in Changsha has broken its wings again!
38. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing.
39. This year is a leap year. Run April and add April. Happiness increases smiles, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. Goodbye. In the leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
40. There is a hot summer every year. Why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!
4 1, djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.
42. He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!
43. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
44. Hangzhou: My paradise on earth. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Shanghai: I am an international metropolis. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I'm 20 degrees. National cities: can we not talk about temperature? Kunming: We have virgin forests, wild mushrooms and a quilt covered all the year round. The sky is blue. Guocheng: OK, let's talk about the temperature.
45. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
46. agarwood: My axe is more useful than those who dig wells professionally.
47. At noon in midsummer, the scorching sun mercilessly bakes everything on the earth. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.
48. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.
49. The inevitable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; Whether in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.
On July 50, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.
5 1, spring has gone with the fallen flowers, and summer is covered with green leaves jumping in the warm wind.
52. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.
53. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.
54. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.
55. There is not a trace of wind or cloud in the sky. In the hot sun overhead, all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.
56. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.
In July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.
58. The weather in July, the sun is vicious, making people sweat.
59. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The scorching sun scorched the earth, the water in the river was hot, and the soil in the field was smoking.
60. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.
Humor to describe the hot weather: 2 1. It's hot for three days, so hard. Never forget your troubles, never forget your heatstroke prevention. If your friends pay attention, I will give you three volts: your family is very lucky, and it has always been blessed, enjoying the clear three volts every day.
2. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
3. Blessing doesn't need to be reasonable, as long as it is true; Friends don't need to keep in touch every day, but they need to keep in mind. Warm care for you: it's hot and rainy in summer, pay more attention to road conditions, prevent heatstroke and cool down, prevent sun and lightning, and take care of yourself!
I usually don't send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
It is said that it is the first time to crouch down, and we are going to win a battle to prevent heatstroke and cool down. Female soldiers carry umbrellas, while gay men prepare towels to wipe sweat. Children remember popsicles around, and old people often sit by the cool wind. The first squat is hot. Dear friends, remember to prevent heatstroke!
6, miss you, clockwork information tells you: the weather is hot, don't forget to cool down and prevent heatstroke; Clean up your mood and don't let irritability strike; Good hygiene, don't let germs invade; One last reminder: streaking is cool, but pay attention to safety!
7. Sometimes I am busy at work, sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy, sometimes I am tired, and sometimes I forget to contact you, but please believe that my heart has been silently blessing you, my friend. Remember to prevent heatstroke when it is hot.
8. One sentence or two is a little less, three sentences or four sentences are also quite good, five sentences or six sentences are wonderful, and ten sentences or eight sentences of complaints will turn into troubles. This short message is just right, the long summer solar term is coming, the heatstroke prevention work should be firmly grasped, and no one can be short of SMS greetings!
9. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens; Bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket; The car caught fire without ignition; Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances; The table was so hot that the mahjong was burnt just after it was coded. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
10, eat watermelon and laugh, sweet and sweet for a summer; Eat an ice cream to cool your heart and worry about it for a summer; Drink a bowl of sour plum with ice to prevent heatstroke and cool down; I wish you a good mood in summer, and you will feel refreshed and refreshed!