Interesting facts about classmates

? 1. Full of ink

Gambling is a game and a game. In casinos, people naturally reveal their true colors and pure temperaments.

? In the 1980s, our betting chips were generally related to food. Classmate Zhang Jiandong lost a bottle of champagne in a bet and felt quite depressed. Petite champagne was the most popular drink at that time, costing about one or two yuan a bottle.

Looking at the bottle of ink on the desk, he suddenly thought: "Who dares to drink this bottle of ink? I bet ten yuan!" After three years in junior high school, I still don't have any ink in my hand. Ten yuan of pocket money appeared. This chip is a bit big.

Classmate Hao Wenli tilted his mouth and asked, "Are you serious about this?"

"Seriously!" Zhang Jiandong answered decisively.

Hao Wenli grabbed the ink, raised his neck and drank it in one gulp, just like drinking a small bottle of champagne.

His stomach is full of ink, and even his tongue is green.

2. Holding the Moon in the Arms

Wang Libo and Zhang Suling grew up together since childhood and can be said to be childhood sweethearts.

In the fourth grade, the classmates secretly paired up and became a family.

Wang Libo must be very happy in his heart, and at the same time he "loves" Zhang Suling in a fake way.

In the physical education class that day, Wang Libo was standing in the back row, and Zhang Suling was in the middle, standing just in front and to the left of him. While the students were waving their arms and legs, classmate Wang Libo suddenly rushed forward, hugged Zhang Suling from the waist, and had a strange smile on his face.

If you have love in your heart, you must be brave enough to express it. Student Wang Libo is an example for everyone to take action.

3. Drawing lots

When people encounter difficult matters and cannot make a decision, they often make choices by drawing lots. Pessimistic people say that this is resignation to fate; spiritual people think that this is leaving the choice to the wisdom box of intuition, and the subconscious mind will make your wishes come true.

The class meeting of Class 872 to select the "Three Good Students" in the first semester was carried out in an orderly manner under the guidance of class teacher Li Zhiqiang. Zhang Jianmin looked around the class and felt that everyone had the opportunity to be a "three good students." In other words, he did not agree with Teacher Li's selection criteria and methods.

He had a sudden idea and wrapped the whole class in small paper balls one by one. He grabbed a large handful and threw it on the desk, and the "three good students" were at his fingertips.

Teacher Li came over quietly: "Zhang Jianmin, what are you doing?!"

He said plausibly: "I think everyone can be a "three good students" "..."

Teacher Li's face was distorted with anger. He grabbed Zhang Jianmin and pushed him out of the classroom: "You actually asked me to pick a "three good students"! Let's go, let's go, let's go to the Academic Affairs Office!"

Later, Xu Weixing and other classmates again The "Zhang's Lot Drawing Method" has been carried forward - when you don't know how to answer multiple-choice questions, throw four small paper balls in front of you, and the answer will come out.

4. Take a bite

? High school students eating is like marching to war. Those who came early easily made a bowl of hot rice, while those who came late crowded in front of the window and were sweating. Be enthusiastic in the morning and exercise in the evening. Each has its own advantages.

? As soon as the bell rings, it is the wisest choice to rush to the restaurant window with a bowl in hand.

Those who come late have their own merits. You can use a small spoon to search the bowl of the classmate who got the rice first. You may be able to taste a small piece of tofu or a small piece of thin meat. At least you can taste the hot soup to decide whether to get the same portion of rice.

? Although I don’t like others asking for a piece of soup from my bowl, but after it became commonplace, I just followed the Romans.

? This morning, when I rushed to the playground outside the restaurant, classmate Li Zhanzhou had already served a bowl of steaming noodles. The winter melon slices were floating in the rice soup, looming.

"Why is the soup so clear and watery?" I muttered in my heart, but my eyes were looking for the goal of "taking a bite". The young man who was traveling with me started to take action. He picked up the ladle and poked it into Li Zhanzhou's bowl. Li Zhanzhou was chewing rice and avoiding carefully while holding the bowl. The ladle still caught the target and stirred it in the bowl.

"There is meat here!" Before he finished speaking, with a "wow" sound, the classmate who was about to succeed opened his mouth wide and exclaimed.

A little mouse over an inch long "swimmed" out from the bottom of Li Zhanzhou's bowl.

5. Falling from the sky

? Cui Lianhe is the first in class 873 and is also an athlete in the school.

? Rainy days are the most sunny days for athletes, and it rained really hard that day!

Cui Lianhe slept until noon. After the students finished lunch, some people returned to the dormitory one after another. If it weren't for the excessive pressure on the drainage facilities in his lower body, he could sleep until dark.

The dormitory is on the third floor, and the toilet is in the southwest corner of the playground. When it rains heavily, lazy people have their own tricks. Cui Lianhe brought over the packaging bag of Tianfang brand instant noodles and simply relieved some of the drainage pressure. He carefully opened the window, taking advantage of his long arms and strength, and let the transformed "instant noodles" slip away on the plane from the third floor.

Cui Lianhe sat comfortably on the edge of the bed, gnawing on the steamed buns brought back by his classmates and chatting with us.

The bedroom door was kicked open with a bang. Classmate Zhang Shuiyan barged in confused. She pointed at Cui Lianhe: "Who is it?! Did you do something good?"

There was silence in the dormitory for a moment.

6. A pack of cigarettes

It takes about five or six minutes to walk from the North Campus of Hangzhou University to the South Campus.

Zhou Xiping rode a broken bicycle and rushed to the South Campus in a hurry. That look is like driving an Audi Q7 now. Zhou Xiping had the demeanor of a postman on the ancient road. He stopped his "mountain" at the gate of the south gate, and drove away gracefully, regardless of whether the broken car and the tall south gate could fit in harmoniously.

He came back from a trip, but his precious car was gone. The car was locked by the security guard at the gate. According to the guard's regulations, he had to pay a fine of ten yuan before he could push the car out.

Our monthly living expenses are only a hundred yuan, and a fine of ten yuan is not a small amount of money. Someone reminded him: "You buy a pack of cigarettes and give them to the doorman!"

He bought Cadie cigarettes. The more Zhou Xiping thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved and unwilling to just give in. He tore a small opening in the cigarette box, took out the cigarettes one by one, then stuffed more than ten pieces of chalk in, and only stroked a few cigarettes around the opening.

Zhou Xiping had a smile on his face and respectfully handed the security guard a cigarette. The security guard pushed me aside and refused to accept the cigarette. So, he stuffed the pack of cigarettes into the security guard's pocket.

Zhou Xiping rode a bicycle, turned somersaults like Sun Wukong, and escaped from the dreamed "Nantian Gate" like flying in the clouds and mist.

7. A trip here

Two brothers, Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan, violated school discipline and were ordered to go home and reflect.

It’s okay to reflect, but not necessary to go home. An iron-blooded man always reports good things to his parents but not bad things.

The two of them came together to the Taoist holy land Wangwushan Balcony Palace. The beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers washed away a lot of troubles in their chests. Xue Weiguo was very passionate and poetic. He wrote four lines of poems and signed them as "Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan of Jiyuan No. 4 Middle School" visited here on September 9th of a certain year.

On September 10th, Teachers’ Day, the leaders of Jiyuan No. 4 Middle School led some teachers to visit the Balcony Palace. The traces of Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan returning home to reflect were suddenly revealed to the world.

On September 11th, at the training meeting for teachers and students after morning exercises, Xue Weiguo and Li Xingquan were brought to the front desk.

The "crimes" of the two are violating the public security management penalty regulations and destroying national cultural relics

? 8. He is better than you

Classmate Zhang Jianmin He was still a little boy when he entered high school. After returning to school during the summer vacation of his first year of high school, his classmates discovered that he seemed to have taken height-enhancing drugs, and his height had grown to 180cm.

As the hormones in his body increased, he began to have a strong interest in female classmates.

He fell in love with a girl.

On a moonlit night, he made an appointment with this beautiful girl. He went around and around and finally expressed his feelings to the girl.

The girl pondered for a moment and said slowly: "He is better than you..." Then she said the name of her male classmate.

The girl already has someone else in her heart. Zhang Jianmin felt like a thunderbolt struck his head, and his brain suddenly became difficult to function.

In order to save the man's last shred of dignity, he asked: "What's wrong with me?"

"You are good, but he is better than you!" Girl Gave him a resounding answer.

? 9. Kill two birds with one stone

After graduating from college, I found a job at Benyue Group Xingjin Aluminum Co., Ltd. through a relationship. During my internship, I was a sawing worker in the extrusion workshop, with a monthly salary of 300 yuan.

My classmate Yang Shuili came to the factory to see me. Seeing how hard I was working, he comforted me and said:

"Although I have a leisurely job, you get more than 100 yuan more than me every month." Yuan Qian! We are still young, and compared to others, at least we work in a formal enterprise. We just want to have a good reputation now, and we will make other plans after we get a wife."

I have never been on a blind date, so I made a request to Yang Shuili: "When you go on a blind date, take me with you and let me experience what it's like to be on a blind date."

Yang Shuili went on a blind date with Sili At that time, I ran after him as if rushing to take the exam.

On our way back, he talked about his blind date experience:

“When we first met, she was like checking my household registration, interrogating me about my salary. I would never accept a girl like this. Yes! To ensure that the blind date is foolproof, we can learn from the method of catching sparrows in winter, throw a few handfuls of rice and use a few more sieves, and there will always be something harvested."

Accompany him for the second time. At the time of the blind date, I had already resigned from Benyue Group and worked as a manager in a food company.

When we arrived at the Zhencheng Education Office, it was already dark. Yang Shuili went up to the second floor to meet the girl, while I stayed in the corridor and wandered around. Twenty minutes later, an elder came out of the house and asked me what I was doing here. I told him the truth that I came here with my friends for a blind date, and after I finished speaking, I went downstairs. After a while, Yang Shuili came out.

When we arrived at the garrison, he laughed at himself in annoyance: "I took two shots this time. I thought that if the east is not bright and the west is bright, I will always take a half-bird. Now, Not only was the rice gone, the birds also flew away."

It turned out that he went on a blind date a few days ago and met his parents. He was chatting happily with a girl today, and the old man I was talking to walked into the room. He is none other than the father of the girl he had a blind date with two days ago.

10. Hide and Seek

One morning in the winter of fifth grade, I got up at around five o'clock. First I called Wang Sanqiang next door, and then I went with my companions to call Zhu Xiaowen who lived behind the school.

Zhu Xiaowen told me the day before that he lived in his bungalow. When we arrived at the door of his house, we suddenly wanted to play a trick on Mr. Zhu.

We tiptoed to the door of the bungalow and opened the door gently. The room was dark, and nothing could be seen. The two of us fumbled separately, pulling on a corner of the quilt, and suddenly lifted the quilt off.

We squatted down and hid at the foot of the bed, playing hide and seek with Zhu Xiaowen. After a long pause, we heard a trembling voice coming over:

"Who are you? I am always cold..."

I They were so frightened that they picked up the quilt again, covered it with a cry, and ran out quickly.

The person sleeping in the bungalow was Zhu Xiaowen’s grandmother.

11. A "cow" bed sheet

When Niu Jianjun entered high school, he slept on the upper bunk. The sheets he brought were large and folded and spread on the bed.

There are many junior high school classmates of mine in Class 873, and I mostly stay in the dormitory of Class 3 after school. At that time, washing clothes was something that could not be made public. Originally you were only washing one pair of trousers, but you couldn't get out of the dormitory with a washbasin. Zhou Xiping threw a piece of clothing, Niu Jianjun stuffed a gown... Like magic, when you squatted by the sink, the washbasin was already very full. Later I learned that these classmates had never washed clothes before coming to high school. They were the "little emperors" of the family and spoiled them.

Small items of clothing can be taken for a ride, but no one is willing to go to war with large items such as bedsheets.

? Niu Jianjun came up with a wonderful no-wash method for sheets: he only uses one side of the sheet for one semester, and the next semester, he turns the folded sheet up. When he ran out of fronts, he used the backs. In the three years of high school, he successfully counterattacked and never washed the sheets once.

When Niu Jianjun left school, he picked up the greasy "Zhang You" who had been with him for three years and threw him down from the third floor.

? October 7, 2016