What strange, fresh and funny sentences or poems are there?
Internet cafes don't fail, I can't study well, Internet cafes don't fail, I don't go home, detention is nothing, I'm afraid of being sentenced to life imprisonment, and I'm dizzy with one shot.
This is the signature of my classmate. I think so.
Marriage is unfortunate, and life is sad and happy, only in one thought. Suddenly looking back, the man was at the marriage registry! ! ! ! ! !
I admire your brain for making things so strange. . .
I am a loser. I look stupid. (alas, unreasonable. )
When I see someone pulling me, I will lower my head. It's not that I have culture, but that I'm looking for bricks again. ...
Everyone says that women are clothes, but you can't afford to wear some brands. ...
The moon shines in the sky, the coffin smiles at me, and the zombie says early. Why are you carrying explosives? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. As soon as the line was pulled, I ran, and the school was bombed by me!
I'll give you a coffin and bury you alive. You owe me 300 yuan! I'll pull you out and kick you to the west ...
People are pigs, and their nature is good. I'll watch your mother take a shower.
I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance. ...
You have to understand the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.
What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!
A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
Teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old?
Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
Hands in pockets, nobody loves them. Qq Classic Funny Personality Signature
Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, you can't give yourself happiness.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.
I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
I like you so much that you will die.
I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?
I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !
Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.
Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person. Qq name
What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
When I woke up, it was dark.
Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
If you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a good tomb after your death, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~
Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.
Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?
Men are twenty Pentium, thirty Microsoft, forty Panasonic and fifty Lenovo.
If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!
If you get some sunshine, you will be brilliant. If you get some floods, you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.
Call me cross-eyed. I only focus on one thing to change my previous view of things!
Poetry (not counting quantity)
Ah!
Sea!
It's all water
Ah!
Horse!
Four legs!