Interesting words and sentences
Come here, I have a love affair and want to talk to you.
When love becomes family, it is eternal love.
I will only remember the people who have always loved me?
5, there is no fate between you and me, all by my face value.
6. Don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
7. I, uh ... Who is the oldest? . ? Not really wrinkled? . Well, except for the sentence.
8. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
9, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you get online.
10. Humor is a person's interest in laughing when he wants to cry.
1 1, you should stop losing weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
12, liking the new and hating the old is not a disease. I have always forgiven that sick man.
13, learn from others Tencent if you have nothing to do, and call me dear every day!
14, give me a boat full of women, I can call myself a ghost!
15, while listening to the rain, I miss you, and the rain is dripping.
16, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much water, just drink.
17, I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.
18, life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.
19. If I study with half my love for you, I will definitely become a schoolmaster.
20. When you don't return my messages, I feel that you are in Uniqlo.
2 1 has many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.
22, Lao tze came to this world, it is impossible to go back alive.
When I get rich, I'll take you to the best mental hospital.
24. Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.
25. When I come back from National Day, please forgive me.
26. The most painful thing in the world is to have a beautiful dream and be awakened by urine.
27. How many centuries will computers be invented without radiation?
28. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.
For Russia, the happiest thing is to go shopping hand in hand.
30. There are only two kinds of men in this world: nobody wants them; Grab your head.
3 1, I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.
32. Life is more interesting than TV plays. I have a rehearsal. What about us?
33. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.
34, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.
35. God gave me a pair of black eyeballs. Why are you rolling your eyes?
36. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.
37. Whether I tease depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
39. I, a simple person, can't do such a calculation problem as mathematics.
40. Since I was single, I have saved my phone bill, refreshed myself, and my heart has stopped hurting.
4 1, the salary is like a full stop, you are anxious when you don't come, and you are anxious when you come.
42. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.
43. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.
44. I don't miss you when it rains, but when the newly washed clothes will dry.
45. I have always envied my deskmate and envied her having such a good deskmate.
46. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.
47. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When a * * dies, he dies, he dies.
48. Men mix well and their hair falls backwards; Women mix well and wear less.
49. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. This is fate!
50. I think my sister was a schoolmaster when she was in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.
5 1, I lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?
52. The teacher said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?
53. When I looked at you stupidly, did you also look at me stupidly?
54. We are good friends. I'll help you when you fall, but let me finish laughing first.
55. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know if you want to make a fool of yourself.
57. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.
59. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.
60. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die like a grandfather.
6 1, shout if the road is rough, make a fool of yourself and rush into Kyushu.
Flowers are scattered, dreams wake up, only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.
63. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.
64. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
65. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
66. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.
67. True love is when we are old, I will still remember the way you moved me.
For countless moments, I thought I wouldn't see the sun tomorrow, because it would be cloudy.
69. Who says fat girls are bad? They have many benefits. The wind blows them and they can't run. It feels good to hold them.
70. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.
7 1, each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.
72. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.
73. Everyone has a temper and puts up with all the anger for you just because that person loves you more than you do.
74. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.
75, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
76. Do you have a teacher who has friends all over the country and is rich, but she is poor?
77. I go to the province three times a day: where did I put my keys? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?
78. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
79, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it may be Tang Yan; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.
80. I have an old friend since I was a child, who is called someone else's child. I never talk about QQ, and my grades have returned to the first place in my grade. I hate another child!
8 1. Nowadays, girls are fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, and hooligans in front of girlfriends.