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What do Swedes say when they swear?

I chatted with my colleague Fika at leisure and discussed the topic of national quality.

After comparing the situation in Sweden and their respective countries, several non-Swedish colleagues said that the quality of Swedish people is still relatively high.

My colleague in the United States said that I have been in Sweden for five years, and I have never seen anyone jump the queue in public. The Swedish people have quality!

My colleague from Greece said that during my three years in Sweden, I have never seen two Swedes quarreling in the street. The Swedish people are really quality.

China's colleague said that once I got off the wrong bus and got lost. I asked an old man nearby for directions, and they drove me home for half an hour. The Swedish people really have quality.

My colleague from Sweden said that this is what it should be. But what is quality? We don't use this word here.

After extensive exchange of opinions among representatives of various countries, we got a broad definition of the adjective' quality':

Quiet, introverted, helpful, punctual, trustworthy, respectful of others, strict with self-discipline, generous with others, embarrassed to give others trouble, embarrassed to add burden to society, and not to swear casually.

my colleague from Sweden said, wait, do you think it's a sign of quality not to swear casually?

everyone nodded in agreement.

My Swedish colleague said that we Swedes should not belong to quality people.

Some colleagues questioned what the Swedes usually say about dirty words. I just heard people say Fy Fan all day! Vad Fan! Does it count?

my Swedish colleague said, what kind of dirty words is Fan, don't you think?

I said, go ahead and don't change the subject.

My Swedish colleague went on to say, where can you hear real swearing when you stay at school every day?

colleagues asked, where can I hear it?

My Swedish colleague said that if you go to bars, nightclubs and football fields, you will certainly hear them. If you really don't have time to go, you can just find two young Swedes and buy two bottles of beer for each person. Just listen to it. Remember not to buy 2.8, but at least buy 5.2.

other colleagues keep asking, it's too complicated, so just tell us directly. What swearing words do Swedes usually like to use?

my Swedish colleague took a sip of coffee and said, it's better to choose a day than to hit it, so I'll give you a lecture on science today.

Colleagues sit up straight and get ready for class.

My Swedish colleague cleared his throat, looked back at the door of the boss's office to confirm whether it was closed, and then started this professional lecture. The lecture notes are as follows:

The swedish swearing habits are very different from those of many countries.

In China, our language is extensive and profound, and the people's wisdom is limitless. Any combination of various words will interpret everyday language as falling leaves and flying flowers, which will blow others to tears. What's 2 goods? I'll go next door to Mahler. I depend on Nimani's sister. I haven't surfed the Internet for several days. It's estimated that I can't keep up with the iteration of a new generation of swearing. Limited swearing can combine with unlimited swearing. In a less literate country like the United States, swearing is relatively simple and straightforward, and all kinds of human organs are flying around, which is very low-end.

The Swedes, on the other hand, keep a lot of special words handed down from ancient times for cursing and venting their emotions. Most of these words are mild and not too direct, and they are mostly used for self-teasing and emotional release, which reflects the peace and gentleness of the Swedish people from another side, and it is worth learning and understanding, and finally carrying forward. Among them, the most common basic configurations are the following (note: in no particular order)

Fan

Fan is a magical vocabulary, which can be said to have spread to the daily life of Swedish people, from 99 to just walking, to nursing homes and kindergartens, and it can be heard almost everywhere. The specific meaning of this word is ever-changing. crap, damn, hell, shit and many other words can be replaced at any time and place according to the context. However, what remains unchanged is that this word has little lethality, has no target, and basically releases emotions.

For example, when your Swedish friend accidentally bumped his head against the door frame, his face was stuck on the fireplace, his hand reached into the oil pan, he stepped on a nail, a bowl of soup was buckled on the ground, a cup of coke spilled on the computer, and the Iphone he just bought fell into the toilet, and he bumped the car into a tree while looking at the rearview mirror. At this time, you will hear a loud voice: Men fan! (door) Vad fan! (Wa Fang) Fy fan! (fee) f? r fan! (Buddha put), the stress is all behind, or simply a very powerful one dragging three syllables: f ~ a ~ n ~! ! (put on high spirits! )

There are also many phrases and sentence patterns combined with Fan, which are mostly used to enhance the mood, and the emotional intensity can be increased by about 2 to 3 percentage points. Let me give you a few examples.

if you watch the champions league final on TV and suddenly the power goes out, most people may say, Vad har h? nt? (What's the matter? But if you are a real fan, you might say Vad fan har h? nt? (What the hell is going on? )

If you line up at the bathroom door of the cinema to go to the bathroom, the eldest brother behind you tells you Jag har lite br? Ttom (I'm a little anxious), you can say Jag med (me too), if this big brother is talking about Jag har f? r fan st? Nd (I'm dying), you'd better give him your place first.

if the teacher asks you in class, how do you do this problem? You can say, Det vet jag inte (I don't know), the teacher may let you sit down, but if you say Det vet jag fan inte (how the hell do I know), the teacher will definitely invite you to his office after class.

G? R vad du vill. (Help yourself) It can be the host's words to the guests, telling them not to mention it. And g? R vad fan du vill. (Do whatever you want) It should be that the young couple are making trouble on the phone, and the girl said the last cruel words to the boy before hanging up. After hanging up, the boy should yell at the phone, Men det va d? fan! (his grandmother is a bear! )

the above examples generally introduce the general usage of fan, and there are many different combinations of changes, so I won't list them here.

Of course, when the word Fan exists as a name, it has no derogatory meaning at all. On the contrary, it is a very beautiful word. When many people read this name, they will feel fresh and refined, gentle and elegant, dynamic and quiet, and rich in details. It is like the cotton-thick wind in early April, restrained and gentle, and contains a little enthusiasm. It seems to be a green but not lush tree, which makes people feel the breath of spring at the same time.

oh, forget it. it's too high-end and cultural to use this word as a name.

J? Vlar

what's the word j next? Vlar, which is also a high-frequency word in spoken Swedish, originally means devil, but it is often used for emphasis and has no practical significance. The English usage is similar to damn, and the Chinese usage is similar to TMD and TNND.

For example, on a sunny early summer afternoon, you meet your friends at the seaside for a pleasant sunny barbecue party with a long-dusty BBQ oven and a car full of delicious food. The food is placed on the barbecue grill. Your chicken wings marinated with secret sauce all night just start to give off an attractive fragrance. Suddenly, the sky is overcast and stormy, and then hail as big as eggs begins to fall. At this time, you can run back and say: J? vlar ,Vilket j? vla v? der ? r det j? vla dag! NND, what the hell is this weather?

For another example, when you ask your Swedish friend, which country makes the best cars in the world? He is likely to answer you: J? vla tyskar! (TNND German devil), when you ask a handsome guy in Gothenburg where the house price is the most expensive in Sweden, he may answer you, J? vla Stockholm! (TNND Stockholm) or j? vla 8! (Stockholm area code 8).

For example, when you forget to make a reservation on a weekend night, queue up for two hours in the cold wind, and finally wait for a delicious meal with your friends at a restaurant you have long wanted, you can say to your friends: Nu j? vlar k? r vi! Shit, we can finally eat TNND. Note that if you use it carefully when you go to dinner with your favorite goddess, you will be left at your own risk.

skip

This word is also a required word often used in Swedish spoken language, and its usage is also very flexible. The original meaning is' poop'. In addition to directly expressing the derogatory meaning of something instead of shit, it is often used to strengthen the tone, usage and J? Vlar is similar, slightly different, and can also be changed into very, super to modify any adjective.

For example, when you go out in a hurry in the morning, a gust of wind blows and the door slams, and you suddenly realize that you don't have your home key, then you can say: Skit ocks? ! (oh NO! )

For another example, when you ask a Swede about the level of Sweden's national football team, he may just tell you: Det? r bara en skit ! It sucks, playing like shit. Then you ask, but isn't Ibrahimovic the best star in the world? He: Jo men han? r skit bra! (Yes, Ibrahimovic is still super powerful). You: With Ibrahimovic, why can't Sweden play well? He: F? r att de andra inte kan g? Ra ett skit (because his teammates suck), you: Can you change coaches? Him: Skit samma! It's useless.

For example, when you point to Andy in Ode to Joy and ask a Swedish friend if he looks good, he will say, Hon? r skit vacker! She is really beautiful! )。 When your Swedish friend urges you to jump into the ice lake for a winter swim after steaming in the sauna, you can say to him, Det? r skit varmt inne och skit kallt i vatten, du ? r skit galen! It's so hot in the room and so cold in the water. You are crazy! )

Helvete

literally means hell.

In the past textbooks in Sweden, you can often see such an example: Det? r ett helvete v? ra ryska systrar och br? Derlever i. (Our Russian brothers and sisters are living in dire straits) or Avden Information Som ViFick Kanmandra Slutssatsen Attdet? R ett rent helvete i ryskland (from what we have learned, we can conclude that Russia is simply a hell). How's it going? Is there a feeling of deja vu?

as hell means there are some common usages, such as: Du kan dra? t helvete ! (you, go to hell! ) or Vad i helvete h? nder nu? (What's the hell happend? ) or Vem i helvete sa det d? r? (Who's hell said that? These usages are familiar in English and can be used universally.

Of course, the most common way to use Helvete is with J? vlar, j? When the words klar, fan, skit are combined, they enhance the mood of the sentence, so you may often hear: F? r fan i helvete ! Fy fan i helvete vilken j? vla dag! This statement is more commonly used in elderly middle-aged and elderly men, but less common in young people.

When you master the usage of the above four words, it is basically enough to walk around the rivers and lakes in Sweden. Of course, in addition to these four common basic words, there are many uncommon words that can be used as advanced levels, such as:

Satan (Devil), Attans (Damn), Rackarns (Shoot), F? rbasket (Damn it),F? rb? velen (execusioners),R? v (ass),j? Klar (Shit) and so on, there are many, these words are rarely used, because time is limited, so I won't list them one by one.

Our younger generation still has a lot to learn, record and improve. We must strive for perfection, draw inferences from others, apply theory to practice, and achieve mastery through a comprehensive study.

Note 1: The above contents are high-risk and sensitive topics. Non-professionals should not imitate them at will, and underage children should use them under the supervision of their parents.

Note 2: This recorder will not be responsible for physical and mental injuries caused by ambiguity caused by improper context or obsession with practicing when meeting people.