Jason's classic quotations
I sent Wang 13' s lovely quotations before. Today, I broadcast Miss Zhang's quotations and found that their funny nature is worse than 13. Another purpose of posting this article is that I don't want to dwell on his departure in KN, so I wash my sadness with happiness. Anyway, I will succeed!
1. The host said raise your right hand, and Miss Zhang firmly raised his left hand. After being pointed out by a rock classmate, he smiled like a lucky cat.
2. 10 enters 1, and the host asks him why he rings the doorbell. Miss Zhang grabbed his head for a long time and said there was no reason. Anyway, he has to sing in the morning and evening. I'm crazy. Miss Zhang, why don't you learn from others?
3. Eat too much. This point has been discovered and pointed out by n students. Sara said it in BK a long time ago.
After winning the championship, he almost cut off Cao Ying's head with his sword.
No matter what the judges say during the competition, they all look stupid and don't dispute anything.
6. The earliest talent show auditions sang BYEBYE (I don't know what song). After singing, Di Hong and Wu Dawei joked with him, OK, OK, don't waste time. Bye-bye, Miss Zhang thinks that he has been eliminated. She said foolishly, bowed and walked out. Later, the judges called him, but he couldn't hear.
7. Snoring while sleeping, ignoring Tao's sad inability to sleep because he was eliminated, and sleeping like a dead pig. Miss Zhang, please comfort others.
8. I remember that when ms80 entered 40 in 2004, after singing, after receiving unanimous praise from the judges, I confidently said, "If you have confidence, you will not win, but if you don't have confidence, you will lose", which attracted the audience to laugh.
9. The original words in 9.BK, Sara, were sent in September 14, saying that Jason had an amazing appetite.
10. He Jiong asked him to sing Little Dragon Man, but he suddenly sang without thinking, making He Laoshi and Nana laugh miserably!
1 1.ms's final sang the love of the Big Dipper and shocked the audience. When it was Xueyou's turn to comment, Xueyou said "hello" and then paused. Jj then said "Hello, Jacky Cheung", which caused the whole audience to laugh. Later, he learned that Jacky Cheung was his favorite singer.
12. During the exhibition, I was asked to sell peaches because I couldn't communicate with people.
13. What's more, when He Jiong asked Jason if you were together at Nana Song Club, Jason's expression was so funny.
14. At the He Jiong Song Festival, He Jiong made fun of him and Nana. Miss Zhang's classmates only knew one trick, putting their hands together and acting like you should shut up. It's so interesting.
15. Jason Before Nana sang Nana's "Can't Give Happiness", he Jilana said: Give me the past, not that he wants to give me happiness. Then Jason's expression was helpless.
16. At the He Jiong Song Festival, Nana grabbed wheat with him, and the audience laughed. Then Nana sings and Jason dances. When Nana gave the wheat to Jason, he sang wrong.
17. He Jiong Song Club, He Jiong asked him how to sing high notes, asked how to sing See Through, He Jiong sang, asked Miss Zhang how to sing, and Miss Zhang sang. The result is no different from that of He Jiong (at least outsiders think so). The atmosphere was awkward. Fortunately, He Laoshi learns quickly, but Miss Zhang's classmates are still so stupid.
18. After winning the championship in Chengdu, in N interviews, the host asked him how he did after winning the championship. He said n times that I'm going back to practice my songs. I'm not familiar with this song, so I should go back and practice. Oh, my God, Miss Zhang, remember your song.
19. I heard that there is a camera in the boys' school, and I said I would buy pajamas when I went back.
20. At Nana's Song Festival, He Laoshi asked Nana to thank jj and a pig with a wife. And music.
2 1. The six champions sang with admiration. Miss Zhang was the last one to appear, and as soon as he appeared, he looked unusual. Just as I was clapping, I forgot the second sentence. He sang wildly. My classmate also said that he didn't recognize his forgetting words, and I was going crazy.
22. When having a "Happy Weekend" with bean juice, Nana touched jj there, and jj bit Nana's hand badly.
23. When competing with Vision Wei for the championship, I almost fell down while singing downstairs. Calm down, Miss Zhang, ha ha ha.
24. Every time I hit the high notes, I am confident that my voice is clear to me and I am not modest at all. There is no highest, only higher, so that everyone can enjoy.
25. I really persuaded Miss Zhang. If you say he is nervous, he is always absent-minded. He almost fell downstairs and forgot his words when he sang, so he didn't say it when he raised his wrong hand. He even got the number, but forgot the camera number. It is estimated that all the fans remembered it, but he forgot it and even held up a sign. People who don't know think it's 09.
26. Every time he listens to the judge, he always looks dull and doesn't nod or refute. I wonder if he will listen.
27. At that time, Qian Qian. 13 Go to the opera with jj. People asked who was the most handsome among them, and he said it himself. He also said who sang well, and he really said what he really thought.
28. Every time I can't hear what he says or feels about canvassing, he scratches his head and comes out for no reason. I'm crazy. You should learn from what others say.
29. Really, Miss Zhang is super direct! Well, sometimes it's really urgent to watch him talk. When interviewed by Sohu after the appearance of Ding 13, he also looked puzzled. A few people in front answered the host's question. When it was his turn, he actually asked the host what the question was! Dizzy! ! ! !
30. I don't remember any program saying that Miss Zhang was not very prominent in high school, but she was very popular. It seems that his girlfriend is still a class flower rather than a school flower. I can't see that Miss Zhang is still a puppy lover.
3 1. In fact, the child also likes to be present. Didn't Mr. Degang Guo teach the three of them to sing the truth in the operation of drama style? Others will learn in an appropriate way. When he sang the last note, he also raised a few keys. Hehe, he is super confident in his singing skills.
32. When you are handsome with props, you dance with a bench as a prop. Hehe, what can I say about you? Sometimes you have to save some face for others, although we admit that you are the most handsome!
33. After watching the He Jiong Song Festival, Nana had to stand and sit again when she grabbed the song for the last time. Miss Zhang also patted Nana and told her to sit down. It's funny to think of their gossip. Jason is still eating watermelon on the stage, and the general guests will take care of their image a little. Hearing the song, they accelerated the speed of eating melons and prepared to rush forward.
34. It was J.J. and a MM who cried when they were acting on the spot. The host asked him, he said that he regarded that MM as his first girlfriend, so the host asked him if he broke up? J.J. said it was still early, and the Lord asked how long it would take to fall in love. J.J. said that she had been in high school for three years and now she is a flight attendant. ...
35. The host asked him who Angel sang to, and Miss Zhang said firmly, that's what I know.
At that time, "he was crazy about singing", and the dormitory revealed the secret and asked them who used the bathroom the longest. Jj chatted there for a long time, saying that he had the longest time and did something in it, which caused everyone to laugh wildly.
37. 10 50 minutes later, my little brother asked the five people who sang "I swear" who could eat the most. Jj said that he was desperate and that all he ate was songs, so he could eat very much. It's so cute.
38. Go to the 2004 program.
20 minutes 16 game.
Miss Zhang is wearing a bright dress.
Another player forgot his name.
Also dressed in yellow, singing and dancing.
Then give the camera to other players sitting next to you.
The clever Miss Zhang has an O-shaped mouth.
Stupid expression
Super funny! Let's have a look.
39. Once I sang "Good Man" with Zhang Gaozhe. In the middle, Wu Zhongxian learned to sing like a Tengger singer singer, but he learned to be a razor! J.J. has been laughing since he was here! Later, I was really uncontrollable by Brother Xian, so I took my hand and laughed! ! I guess Brother Xian stopped laughing when he thought he had achieved his goal. Haha, J.J. is so cute! Another time I raised my wrong hand, and I smiled happily! I was moved by him in front of the TV! !
Please don't ask him too many questions next time. My miss Zhang can't answer. He just scratched his head and said something to make people eat.
4 1. Sohu finished talking to the host, and he had nothing to say. Huh? Ask the host, haha,
42. Now every time I interview, I just say, I will sing well and keep changing, lovely J.J. classmate, haha.
43. There is also the time to compete for the champion of Chengdu Division! When the host asked Miss Zhang why she was ringing the bell, he thought for a moment and said, "I just want to sing this song!" " ! (Cao Cao) Then scratch your head! Crazy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
44. He really likes talking. In 2004, he was going to enter the semi-finals and made a superman gesture and said, "I'm going to Shanghai."
45. By the way, there was an issue of Chunhua Qiushi hosted by Dai Jun. Two hosts said they wanted to see if Zhang Jie had any stars or something, and called him over. He stood there, and Dai Jun and the hostess gestured back and forth on him, saying that he was a little thin, but he didn't respond at all and was stiff. ...
46. Then let the guests learn Peking Opera together. At first, it was normal singing. JJ sings very well. Later, he changed his dialect. JJ's performance is even out of print. He went directly to Sichuan dialect, called "the king" and called "the old handle" and said, "Give me the sword quickly, I'm dying!" Then I picked up a sword and put it around my neck to kill myself, just like cutting my neck. Dai Jun said, "You died well!" Laughing me to death, haha
47. Also, at Nana's Song Concert, He Jiong said that he was slow to respond and had few expressions. He actually replied: I have no expression in many things! foolish
48. Another time, in 2004, I couldn't remember how many times I entered, and the host asked him why he had gone so far. He said, confident, strong and modest. Haha, I laugh wildly. I really don't see anything modest about him.
49. Another thing is that when drawing lots in the competition area, he tied his tie and made me laugh to death. How can he tie it like this now?
50. Oh, when I was competing with Lin Shen in the high-pitched area, I once broke my song.