Lovely quotations
When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. My biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.
God gave you health, but you used it to stay up late.
Classic sentence: Bajie, you are reading the teacher's signature again.
I remember eating sugar cane at that time, and then my false teeth fell out.
Being fat is a pain that you can breathe and live in every corner of your body.
You say you treat women like dogs, so can you treat dogs like women?
I drew a coffin with you and her in it. You see, how kind I am. Death will make you die together.
I don't know how you can be so dirty.
Publishing words is not for fun, but for lonely children to find their own mood.
Funny quotations: tights, thin shorts, an eight-step bag.
In the dark, there are acts of God. But god is sleeping.
If you are a wolf, grind your teeth; If you are a sheep, sharpen your legs.
When the teacher asks the whole class to recite the text, the topic is always loud, and they will do what they should do later.
I heard that shaking trees after rain will surprise you. Go and have a try!
Boyfriend is definitely a road idiot. He hasn't found me yet.
As we all know, as freshmen, they should not only cheat on eating and drinking, but also guard against fire and theft.
Love is like a snot bubble. Poke it and it will explode.
Today, I saw a friend's message saying: One year has passed, and I am a few years older.
School. Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.
What I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer.
As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.
I finally discovered the secret that women are always young, and that is to lie about their age.
If you don't sleep enough, you always have to make up, and if you sleep too much, you always have to pay back.
Whether you listen or not, the teacher is here and won't leave until class is over.
Heroes are angry for beauty, and beauty is angry for money.
The saddest thing is that I am thin and my face is full.
What a lovely creature it would be if mosquitoes changed to liposuction instead of blood-sucking.
The best way to comfort a person is to let him know that you are worse than him.
A shocking quotation-if you embarrass me, I won't give you a chance to go on stage.
My husband said that the wolf lived for five years by eating fruit and grass.
I want to know why tuition can't be negotiated.
I put your photos in my room every day, not because I miss you, but because ... your photos can ward off evil spirits.
I am not the only thrill, and you are not my wife. Why bother yourself.
No matter how evil you are, you will meet a difficult gourd doll.
The sentence that wants to take off the bill is very cute.
The sentence that wants to take off the bill is very cute (the first one) 1. Want to cut short hair, want to get rid of poverty, want to take off the bill, emmmm is just thinking about it.
2. I knew that the object was so hard to find, so I pretended not to know when it was green.
Unless you can make my life better than when I was single, why should I leave single for you?
I used to want to take off my bill, especially in Christmas month, but now I especially enjoy being single. Thanks to Zhao Wuer and Zhuo Wei.
I suddenly announced that I was out of order. I was out of order in the real sense of Sanyuan.
6. Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, because marriage is a turning point in life, and the ideal destination cannot be the real destination. Although marriage is a form, the pain lies in the later stage.
7. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.
8. I want to find him (her), a white pony, a wedding dress and a you. This life is enough.
9. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?
10. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502. A drop will last for three seconds and never part.
1 1. Those who have nothing to say and want to talk to you may really like you.
12. There are still 24 hours in a day, and I still think about you every hour.
13. I used to like the sea of stars. After meeting you, I found that the vast universe of stars is far like dust, and you have become the brightest star.
14. Loneliness is an art that few people can appreciate.
15. I am a vulgar person. Look at the mountains, the sea, and the words. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge. The small tentacles of insects tickle the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.
16. I'm not Oreo, but I can take a dip.
17. Men in bars look for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.
18. I'm sorry, everyone, the outcome has been decided.
19. Talk about a love and say an empty word, and I will continue to have a crush on you.
20. In the countdown to the New Year, dear friends, I took off my bill.
The sentence that wants to take off the bill is very cute (Part II) 2 1. Envy, jealousy, hate. Why do you want to take off the bill when you hear that all your friends have taken off the bill? You just want to be a different person.
22. Hello, everyone. This is my second cup at half price. I can have two drinks by myself. Thank you.
23. When love has gradually become dependence, can you still say goodbye with a smile?
24. The arm pillow is really better than the space pillow.
25. It doesn't matter who was before. From now on, you can only be mine.
26. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.
Please hold me in your arms in summer.
28. I haven't slept well recently. I feel that there may be something wrong with my heart. If I can get up early tomorrow, I will go to see a doctor. Downloaded the diary of choosing a day. I'm going to finish reading this novel before the TV play is broadcast. It's the first time I've been so serious about idolization since I was a child. I don't think I can live without dinner in my life. I heard that you want to get rid of Bill. Haha, I wish your dream come true in 2008. Bless me, too.
29. It's really hard for me to get rid of the bill by the end of the year. How come I have never met true love?
30. If life is like the first time, if we are tired of loving someone, we will go back to the first day we met. Summon up your courage and say, hey, hello, just like meeting for the first time. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
3 1. He made a bet with her that whoever paid the bill first would invite him to dinner. Finally, he lost. Before the wedding, he invited his parents to have dinner with her parents.
This is a season of love. Loneliness is shameful.
33. I never thought that one day I would sign up, everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to get divorced, and want to have love, that's all!
34. I met another single dog, and now it has become a titanium alloy, which is enough to fool you.
35. Forgetting = death+heart. Let me forget unless my heart is dead.
Everything I have seen recently is like you, so are clouds, flowers and the moon.
37. Reason says I should let go, and emotion advises me to wait.
38. Do you know how to hook up with Virgo? It doesn't matter if you don't know. Come to me and I'll practice your hands.
39. I feel that everyone around me has taken off the bill recently. Oh, it's not a feeling, it's true. My good friend took off the bill. There are several pairs in the class. When we talked yesterday, my roommate said flatly that she had been talking with a senior for two weeks. My mother, she was beaten ten thousand times in her heart. I've never wanted to get rid of the bill as much as I do now.
40. If you just want to fall in love and tease Han, your mind is dirty. Seeing it makes you sad, and being single is especially good. What's the point of not wanting a divorce? Well, calm down. Long live being single? .
A little lonely, a little lonely.
1, melancholy? A little boring, a little lonely, a little lonely.
2, the sky began to clear up, and the breeze passed by, so gentle, like every time you secretly kissed my cheek, I smiled, just because I thought of you.
3, a little lonely, I don't know how to say it, let it die in silence, I'm gone, in fact, it has never been here, but its heart is particularly soft at night.
When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just said goodbye to me coldly, without feeling your indifferent eyes, and your heart broke into thousands of pieces.
5. Where were you when I was sad? The feeling of heartache paralyzed me, making it difficult for me to breathe, but I was afraid to tell you.
6. Your heart no longer belongs to me, but I still expect your response, knowing that I can't, but I am still being dragged.
7. Love comes and goes, and I have been crazy and hated. Only when you have been hurt will you understand that everything is wrong.
8. On the other end of the phone, there is silence again. It's time to let go, but it's hard to give up.
9. Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Lonely hearts are fragile. Seeing that others are right, I always feel lonely, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted.
10, when the shoulder to lean on is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.
1 1. Where were you when I was sad? Can an apology replace a blank?
12, I always feel that a person, a person's feeling, seems to be the only person in the world who is talking to himself and looking at himself. No like-minded, no knot, no tacit cooperation, no understanding, long live.
13. If you say you want to leave, I won't stay, I won't take care of the future, and then it's enough for us to make it clear.
14, in your eyes, only she, in my eyes, only you, which doomed the time difference between us. You are destined to be hurt for her, and I am destined to suffer for you.
15, I am like a boat without a raft in the sea, drifting with the tide. This confusion makes me very tired and I want to die.
16, even if I don't have the freedom to be a degenerate in the past, I'd rather draw a prison, trap myself in this prison and grow old with you.
17, from being caring and attentive to each other at the beginning, to being indifferent in front of us, from caring for each other carefully, to two people having nothing to say, what love has left us.
18, there is no way to continue to support it, because I have forgotten what happiness feels like, because I can't see where the future belongs to us, because I can't find what I originally wanted.
19, I have been deceiving myself and telling myself repeatedly that I don't love you anymore. However, this is not the case. The person I trust most, but you hurt me so cruelly.
20. I gave everything for you, but you just had fun.
Play less and work harder, and success will be closer.
Play less and work harder, and success will be closer; Less laziness and more diligence will enrich your life; If you waste less time and cherish more time, life will be more exciting.
No matter how low it was yesterday, you will always see the sun rise; No matter how hard yesterday was, there is always hope today. The earth is full of vitality because of green; The sky is covered with clouds; Life is full of motivation because of dreams. Not afraid to take a small step every day, afraid to stagnate; Not afraid to do something every day, but afraid to do nothing.
Life is a journey full of adventure, why care about the gains and losses of one city and one place? As long as life is still there, as long as we don't give in, as long as we have dreams, everything can start again. Since you have worked hard, don't care about the result. What if you lose? Failure is not the tempering of life, it makes our hearts stronger.
Many times, life will not be a perfect look. It is not life that can be perfect, but people who want to be perfect. But ordinary people have ordinary hearts, ordinary aspirations and ordinary moods, and they pieced together eternal days with ordinary indifference. Living truly and simply is the truest, most beautiful and happiest thing.
In life, where there is road, there is hope. What is really terrible in life is not loneliness and loneliness, but boundless confusion. Confused people are like children who can't find their way home, filled with fear and sadness. There is a road in your heart, and no matter how far you are tired, you will lose a journey when you take a journey; If the heart loses its direction, it is futile to run again. A life with faith, whether successful or not, will at least not be confused.
Come to think of it carefully, there are many difficulties and failures in life, which can only be regarded as a series of uncoordinated vibrato in the songs of the years. Through hard work and struggle, you can still play the beautiful sound of the life movement and win warm applause! Poverty, illness, and even more disasters in life are opportunities for fate to approach you to create and cherish a new beginning, so that you will get through hardships one day.
I don't care what others think of you behind your back, make up stories about you and even attack you. People are expensive in the atmosphere, so learn to say to yourself, if this can satisfy you, I am willing to accept it, and please believe that people who really understand you will never deny you because you have something or nothing!
The key to success in life is a strong spirit. In the storm, people should dare to crawl in the mud even if they are blown down. In all kinds of hardships, even if you are overwhelmed, people should dare to stand firm under heavy pressure. In loneliness, even if you are overwhelmed by troubles, people should dare to sing loudly in melancholy. On the long road, even if you are knocked down, people should dare to show their last glory in a pool of blood.